1102
Shit got real here today. The law was laid down.
1105
No way! I think one of my bird's seeds grew from inside the drain 😱😱😱
1106
Where would we be without Twitter moments.
1107
Looking to be a positively splendid week here
1108
@pewdiepie wow dude wtf u just come out and say that shit?
1109
Wonder if he'll catch the roadrunner after all
1110
When mom stuffs your corpse and puts you on display 😂😂😂
1112
"Yo, Neverland didn't work out we going to Baltimore."
1114
Lol I wonder if I punch him in his eyes if he'll care!!!? 😂😂😂
1115
"WHY CANT I PLAY ARKHAM KNIGHT ON MY PENTIUM 2 HP LAPTOP??! BOYCOTT ROCKSTEADY!!" ~ PC users
1116
Batman: Arkham Knight, is an outright masterpiece. If you haven't played it, you need to. Amazing work over at @RocksteadyGames
1118
Summer has clearly jumped the Shark time to cancel it 👌
1119
I'm sweating just standing still in this shit 👌
1120
I THROW BALL AT IT BUT CAN'T CATCH. A NEARBY MAN SCREAMS "LEAVE MY PROPERTY!". ANY ADVICE??
1121
Is it possible to be in denial so deeply that Bernie Sanders wins the presidency anyways?
1122
What kind of Pokémon is this? @JimmyWhetzel
1123
My Twitter Drafts graveyard is a scary place...
1124
@SpyglassNYC SUP! Thanks for refusing us entry cause we weren't "cool enough"! You ain't as cool as @redlobster!
1125
So cool! An actual recording of a Teddy Roosevelt speech. Love the transatlantic accent hah. youtu.be/uhlzdjPGxrs
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