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We don’t want MPs on I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, we just want them to just do their actual job 🤷♂️
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DOn’t MoVE tO a CitY CeNtrE And cOmpLaiN AbouT ThE NOisE FroM veNUes ThAT HaVE bEen tHeRE FOr gEnEraTioNs
If you care about live music sign this petition for @nightanddaycafe
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If you support new music, then you are on the right side. @Louis_Tomlinson is a good’n - I was asked to DJ at his festival and I’d have jumped at the chance but we had a Charlatans gig. There are plenty of others out there to take pot shots at but Louis isn’t one of them
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If your idea of the best option is someone who was run out of town in disgrace, then it’s pretty safe to say that you’re either out of options or you’re out of your mind
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Wow! Things just get worse. Now a venue taking 30% plus hiking up prices. Touring is getting more and more difficult and venues need artists - we really need to work together on this twitter.com/TheLovelyEggs/…
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Parliament doesn’t even sit for 22 weeks of the year, yet while this is going on @BorisJohnson is ‘on holiday’ - I think we can all agree we’ve seen enough from him already, no need for him to rush back
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The fact that Liz Truss didn’t last as long as the lettuce highlights the issues within the government, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg
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At least we know that Grant Shapps is hopeless at organising transport, guessing that those flights to Rwanda won’t be happening 🤷♂️
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The government bringing back painful memories of those Sugarbabes line up changes
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#PMQs
Labour: Why did you drive the economy off a cliff?
Conservatives: Can you join me in congratulating the Stafford West branch of the Subbuteo League in reaching the regional knockout stages?
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The uncapped bonuses for bankers has stayed, right? Thought so
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If you are wondering what the UK looks like to the rest of the world right now
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The mood of The UK as an album sleeve
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Kwasi Kwarteng lasted about as long as an extended version of Sproston Green
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Musicians > Politicians
@nee_massey talking sense
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Best bassline ever? Right now I’m saying Age Of Consent by @neworder but happy for you to @ me if you know better
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Meanwhile, back home. Our health secretary just said “Poor people are richer than you think” on @BBCRadio4.
What an obnoxious and divisive comment. They need removing from power as soon as is possible
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Ticket companies doing touts out of a job by, erm, becoming the scalpers themselves and doubling prices for popular tickets. By this thinking town councils could employ their own muggers to deter others from performing unregulated street robbery 🤷♂️ bbc.com/news/entertain…
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Worth remembering that through all this, we are still subsiding the numerous restaurants and bars in The House Of Commons
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@LTxPromo @LlSTENlNG_PARTY Yep, someone give @Louis_Tomlinson a shout and let him know that we’d be honoured to do a @LlSTENlNG_PARTY with him 🤘
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October 9th
7pm (UK time)
To celebrate John Lennon’s birthday, join us for a Gimme Some Truth @LlSTENlNG_PARTY with tweets from the @johnlennon account, with very special guest @yokoono
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再び日本と日本のファンのみんなにさよならを言う時が来たよ。皆に会えて、2回の公演が出来た事はとても素晴らしかったし、光栄に思ってる。また近いうちに会えますように！Tim x ❤️🇯🇵
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Twenty four hours is a long time in politics
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This is @JakeBerry.
We need rid of these heartless, feckless and clueless fools, as soon as possible. All @Conservatives should be ashamed to be linked with people who think like this
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Since @thecharlatans flew out to Japan on Thursday @KwasiKwarteng and @trussliz have blown £65 billion of the UK’s money. The same amount that it would cost to build three new hospitals every week for a year or enough to pay the annual salary of just under 2 million NHS nurses
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