752
i'm tired of being my own big fat crush i want a man
753
None of them shine brighter than me though
756
I Almost Got Kidnapped, Seriously. youtube.com/watch?v=_7v6eB…
757
why is A trying to come for me right now if i get one unknown call on my motorola razor nope CLAT
759
i honestly can’t remember the last time i went to sleep before midnight
760
today someone gave me two sponges and a pineapple. i'm so grateful
761
this magic school bus teacher looking bitch what's her name OH YEAH MRS. FRIZZLE gotta be all up in my shit. go fly your bus in an asshole
763
i should have said this all a long time ago but i didn't because i don't want to hurt people but it's just the truth
764
just had a HUGE conversation about HUGE secrets i can't tell you yet. all i can say is y'all have no idea what's coming YOUR WAY :))))))))))
765
when you’re bored so you kiss the boy you wrote the crush song about
766
right before i went on stage today i fucking slipped and fell on my ass and i really hope no one recorded it
767
y'all want a meet britney video in 2016?
768
life update i'm obsessed with kpop goodbye
769
just curious has sia ever REALLY swung from a chandelier? or is she all talk
770
why does this actually work as an open for a surprise tweet omg twitter.com/issa/status/92…
771
WHY IS HE THERE OH MY GOD CALL THE POLICE DELETE MY ACCOUNT twitter.com/alummcg/status…
773
when you're 21 and sad and don't feel like drinking like everyone else so you go and buy a scooter to hatch your eggs faster on pokémon go
774
@AaronCarpenter so incredibly sorry for your loss. i remember your dad being so so so soooooo genuine and kind to me. all the love💘💘💘💘💘
775
whenever i meet people that tell me how much i've helped them it's just so fucking cool. i'm like a super hero minus the spandex
hey :)