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i'm filming storytime with twaimz it is crackalackin! wait til you see this y'all like omfg the mom from good luck charlie is in this. kinda
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10 year old me was expecting to fly my car with traffic lights floating in the sky in 2020...so what the fuck is this
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still true twitter.com/twaimz/status/…
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oh shit spelled my own daughter's name wrong (pinelope) sorry gurl!!! lmfao
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Friend: ugh why did he get invited and I didn't?
Me: because he has connections
Friend: uh okay bitch I got AT&T, T-Mobile, Cricket
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why is this something i would actually do HAHAHAHA twitter.com/buteraqrande/s…
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i don't know how people believe anything about these rumours but i can tell you the reason i can't come back is all because of myself.
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OH AND TO ALL THE RACISTS ON THIS APP THAT USE BLACK WOMEN AS REACTION VIDEOS AND MEMES JUST KNOW THAT YOU AREN’T SHIT AND THOSE WOMEN ARE FIGHTING FOR THEIR LIVES WHLE YOU ROT IN MENTAL PRISON
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"if someone had a gun to your head and told you to sing a whole song without messing up one word or you dead watchu singin?"
LANE BOY YEET
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LOL! laughing out loud!!! ROFL!!! rolling on the floor laughing!!!!!!!
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almost done writing the #TheRollCallSong and Y'ALL. ARE. NOT. READY. want some teasers soon?
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why in the fuck do i decide to look at all of these fuckin 30 second recipes at night when i'm a) hungry as shit and b) ain't cookin shit
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never stop learning, however you like to learn, through school or without it. there's no such thing as losing when you learn something
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i am so tempted to make a whole youtube video of that face swap app thingy majiggy
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as of right now i believe in me sleeping in a trash can until someone decides to date me twitter.com/happyjoyjoy_/s…
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i just ate so much orange chicken i think i just turned into an orange chicken
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My snapchat movie today is called "The Lost Bad Bitch."
"BITCH I feel like I'm in Finding Nemo! Go Dory bitch go!"
SOON
Snapchat: twaimz
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