726
I have to pee so bad and I can't because my flight's about to take off and I feel like Josh when he had to pee in line for the Demonator
728
teacher: "okay class time to take roll"
you: 😳😳😳😊😊😊😉😉😉 twitter.com/carousel_froot…
729
today i thought i was about to take a shower but of nowhere i started have a danceoff with myself naked in the bathroom with choreography
733
I miss Minecraft. I used to build the cutest fuckin houses and some fucker kept stealing my diamonds like BITCH BACK YO PIXELATED ASS UP
736
a rat is a rat
a pig is a pig
a ʸᵘʰ is a ʸᵘʰ
737
1 MILLION VIEWS IN LESS THAN 3 DAYS. INSANE. thank you for making my heart happy youtu.be/6B3V-QLX9DY
738
IN A SECOND YOU'LL BE WRAPPED AROUND MY FINGER! CAUSE I CAN CAUSE I CAN DO IT BETTER!
739
I remember when I first started making videos I tweeted goodnight to y'all every night lol I miss that a lot. Goodnight babes I love youuuu
741
hey 2016 issa,
when 2017 comes around, you're gonna make a better name for yourself! and stop being such a little bitch lmao
2017 issa
742
ugh fuck him you have me twitter.com/magic_harryx/s…
743
rocket: jet:
-crackhead -cuddes
-bites everything a lot
-crackhead -is baby
-does crack
744
me: 🥺🥺🥺😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭☹️🙁😐🙂🥺😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
745
the guy to my right kept watching me edit and then i'm pretty sure he googled me and watched the roll call song GTG twitter.com/issabbyupdates…
746
@zaynmalik just here to remind you that you're a fucking angel
748
i saw a spider next to my window last night and i tried hitting it and this is what the fuck it did in my blinds
749
just wrote something extremely long in my notes for a super secret project :) i wonder what it is :))) and no it's not a book :))))))
750
*goes to the gym*
*calls friend on facetime*
*starts talking shit*
*does 10 push ups*
*leaves*
*goes to the mall*
*opens pokémon go*
hey :)