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stranger: oh you can speak Japanese? OK, translate this...
stranger: TOYOTA HONDA SUZUKI DESU SUGOI KAWAII HAI KONNICHIWA DANIEL-SAN.
me:
me:
me: um,
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Normal shopping:
> Looks at price
> Decides to purchase
> “Can I have this please?”
> “Yes you may, thank you!”
> Hands money
Shopping at anime cons:
> Decides to purchase
> “Can I have this please?”
> “Yes you may, thank you!”
> Looks at price
> Hands money
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Happy birthday to the most amazing person in my life, my best friend, my trusted partner, and my love.
In celebration, here is the best video I’ve taken to perfectly describe her.
Love you @akidearest ❤️
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So unfortunately, I won’t be at home to stream my reaction to the CR Anime Awards today.
So instead, please go subscribe to PewDiePie.
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anime fans:
oh man My Hero Academia won too many awards it didn’t deserve this is bullshit
also anime fans:
so when’s the next season of MHA?
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Next video going up in 5 hours.
It’s about hentai.
RT hype.
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When you’re at a con and someone calls your name but you can’t find who it was.
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Top 3 things that are just way too fast:
1. Sonic The Hedgehog
2. Usain Bolt
3. A live-action Kaguya-Sama being announced after 6 episodes of the anime is out ↓
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Dear every person on the Internet who refuses to watch anime for whatever reason,
“Your loss, bro.”
Sincerely,
Everybody else on the Internet
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if this gets 30,000 retweets I will make a video of me saying every single anime in alphabetical order on MyAnimeList
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nobody:
anime fans: she may look 12 but she’s actually 1000 years old so it’s technically not illegal, right?
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y’all don’t know true enlightenment until you’ve walked around Tokyo while listening to the Persona 5 soundtrack
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OK class, here’s your homework for today:
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Manga is real literature.
Change my mind.
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normies: anime merch is too embarrassing to wear in public
me:
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@pewdiepie If anyone ever says that you’re involved in this in any way, they’re just as braindead as the culprits.
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Understanding.
Mindfulness.
Kindness.
Compassion.
Communication.
Trust.
Care.
Respect.
Love.
These are all things that any person in the world is able to give and receive without spending a dime.
As the same human beings, we should never forget that.
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Every anime is an isekai for the viewers watching.
Think about that.
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Did Saitama one punch the animation team too?
Because they’re basically non-existent 😐 twitter.com/funimation_anz…
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In Australia, we call candies “lollies”.
Which means that when we say “I’m sucking on a lollie”, please be aware that it only sounds disturbing to your filthy weeb mind.
Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
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Did you know?
The word “hentai” actually stands for:
HelpMeICantStopItsTooGood
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