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The more exhausted I get by the inevitable madness, the more tempted I am to put "I told you so" on an audio loop and watch @reallorraine in the morning.
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And there goes the ‘official’ tag. Truly the Liz Truss of Twitter innovations. twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…
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Anyone who read a bit of Descartes at college & then tried to explain it to their mates while extremely stoned will cringe at this. Also, what a weapon. twitter.com/timgill924/sta…
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This is for the benefit of people asking why London is excluded & anyone unaware that Shapps is borrowing the policies of Labour mayors. Manchester also already has a similar scheme. twitter.com/mrjamesob/stat…
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It remains astonishing how completely Harry’s critics unwittingly continue to prove his points. twitter.com/A_Loyd_Times/s…
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Might do a live commentary… twitter.com/trussliz/statu…
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People at the hustings clapped whenever she said 'deliver'. That's the beginning, middle & end of this strategy. twitter.com/trussliz/statu…
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"How dare those pesky foreigners who warned us where our idiocy would lead fail to unilaterally clean up the almighty mess that I made, lied about and then accepted a peerage for negotiating..." twitter.com/DavidGHFrost/s…
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Years of practise. twitter.com/IanDunt/status…
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When the story of the people whose idiocy & ignorance broke Britain is finally told, the Telegraph comment pages will need their own chapter.
(I'm currently writing it and they get one...) twitter.com/LiveFromBrexit…
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Ignorance is strength… twitter.com/REWearmouth/st…
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Being too furiously stupid to understand how dangerous & damaging your furious stupidity has been is, I suppose, a blessing of sorts. twitter.com/NadineDorries/…
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He’s absolutely furious about his own status, isn’t he? Derided & abandoned by his former allies, despised by everybody else & all too aware that his place in the history books will be as a deeply dishonest architect of national disaster. You could almost feel sorry for the man. twitter.com/Dominic2306/st…
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I'm worried that people having dinner out with me for the first time are going to have unrealistic expectations of how exciting it will be...
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When you see base, unapologetic racism like this, you *never* have to go far into the timeline to find Nigel Farage. Funny that. twitter.com/SangitaMyska/s…
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As I just mentioned. Absolutely unhinged. twitter.com/anandMenon1/st…
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Not the only reason, of course. Literally nobody claims that - except all the tragic commentators & columnists still putting bogus words into the mouths of everyone being proved horribly right about Brexit. twitter.com/paulwaugh/stat…
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In response to today’s episode of stupid people who think they’re making a brilliant point: not only *should* Gordon Brown have gone to the country after becoming PM, he *would* almost certainly have done much better than he did in 2010.
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If your politics are defined entirely by what you are *against* & never what you are *for* - whether the EU, 'wokeness' or 'the left' - you will end up in some very strange & paranoid places. twitter.com/AdamBienkov/st…