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contrary to popular belief the hottest guy at the gym is not the biggest guy, it is the guy with his mask on
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why is every guy in america named michael
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i had a dream where instead of body image issues i had a horse
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always shoot your shot, chase your dreams #blessed
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me pretending to be albedo destroying mondstadt:
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i know i already got to record a cool fight scene for albedo in 2.3 but i want MORE
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please remember it’s not actually qiqi’s fault
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i do not claim to know more than experts, unless experts are advising we drop mask mandates in which case i absolutely claim to know more than experts
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wait do i voice someone in lost ark lmao
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i said “welcome to hell bitch” ONE TIME
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japanese farming rpgs have shot my standards for marriage into the fucking sun istg
565
trying to take initiative and hang out with more friends this year but they keep using "the pandemic" as an excuse 😔
567
anyone who “likes” any alcoholic beverage is just pretending. they all taste like lighter fluid
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i have zero ability to enjoy wine like you could give me a glass of gasoline and i could not tell the difference
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friends are like trees they are weak to fire damage
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socialism is less of a “method of organizing production” and more of a “mood”
571
tired of doing laundry? introducing just buying new clothes at target
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i want to apologize for the very high quality content i have been posting lately. it does not reflect my values and i will be going back to making zero effort immediately
573
at the gym every day on a quest for the best ass, the strongest ass. i will be the juiciest voice actor
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forget baby hitler. if i had a time machine i would go back and beat the shit out of my cringe high school self
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