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replacing the toilet paper when it runs out, among other Hot Guy things
602
help me ratio griffin burns please twitter.com/khoidaooo/stat…
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@TheGriffinBurns i don’t understand your account
605
they actually do talk about bruno at length, there’s even a song
606
not sure how this wasn’t clear but what i meant was i fucking hate nfts and i don’t want validation from a platform that would do this shit
608
my favorite thing about laura is when she’s doing a thing and singing a made up lil song about the thing she is doing like hell yeah go queen you make that soup
609
sorry bro. she needs a man who remembers to refill the brita when it’s running low
610
i’m not saying that zach and i are gonna stream windtrace again this sunday, but i’m also not not saying that
611
sex is great but have you ever used up all the fresh produce you bought before it expired
612
normalize 👏 paying 👏 me 👏 without 👏 making 👏 me 👏 do 👏 work
614
at this point im gonna spend the rest of my life holding my breath on instinct whenever i pass a person
615
i know i’ve fulfilled literally none of my cosplay promises and i said i would do albedo but tbh i’m feeling scaramouche vibes
616
yeah im COOL
Constantly hurting my own feelings with imaginary scenarios
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i literally could not tell you what day of january it is off the top of my head right now like if you held me at gunpoint i would just shrug and cry
620
i wanna get into anime dubbing who do i talk to about that
621
my workout routine is just sitting in the car and screaming I WANT TO BE HOT as loud as i can
622
deeply saddened that i will never smooch every cat 😔
625
if i ever make a post obviously fishing for attention and someone calls me out on it that is a violation of the geneva conventions