526
elden ring should add a pause button so that i can look when my girlfriend wants to show me a funny tiktok
527
the masculine urge to fire giant laser beams from your eyes
529
if your partner is a voice actor and they voice a character in a fighting game and you do not main that character then that is actually worse than cheating
530
i’m just wondering what it is about the experience of a young asian girl that is so tragically divested from your ability to relate to a fellow human character
531
check out our new computer. haha what’s he doing in there silly little guy
533
instead of cancelling everyones student debt we should double it just for fun
534
everybody leave me alone nobody talk to me
535
i hate that “being a public figure” means i have to “set a good example” so if i “eat a large tub of nutella at 2am” i have to lie about it
536
months of progress at the gym. i could undo it all in 48 seconds.
538
hey everyone! a lot of you have been asking why albedo’s character design has him wearing shorts over his pants. there’s actually a super interesting reason for that and i’d be happy to explain it in this thread! 🧵👇
539
sorry i haven’t been tweeting lately i’ve been busy not getting back to work emails either
540
if you call it “self-care” then legally it isn’t tax evasion
541
omg the new pokemon starters are so cool
542
@airzach it’s not fair you just have generic_face_male.jpg
543
thank you for capturing the exact moment my soul slipped out of my asshole twitter.com/Pilliwickle/st…
544
sucks that they released elden ring with this huge bug where everything slaughters me in two hits 2.5/10
545
laura and i are gonna be streaming among us with a bunch of other VAs tonight, 7pm PST. all tips will be donated in support of Ukraine. see y’all tonight!
twitch.tv/khoi_dao
546
just donated to @TransTexas
if you can swing it, i hope you’ll consider making a contribution too—match me if you can! twitter.com/ErinInTheMorn/…
547
kids don’t go outside anymore all they do is listen to anime openings and imagine AMVs featuring their OCs
548
felt cute might commit a misdemeanor later
cat owner