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trade offer. she gets: a potato chip. i get: a very damp tennis ball
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how can you say you love kazuha when you won’t even sell your house for him
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i voiced sherlock holmes’ bestest friend moriarty on tonight’s episode of lupin the third. all anime moriarties have to be blond teenage pretty boys that’s the rule
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this thanksgiving i am thankful for xinyan genshin impact
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*leaves out food and water for genshin x pokemon au artists*
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for my first tweet as a verified account
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just kidding i am actually losing my mind
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oh so if a cute animal does a big yawn it’s “OOH BIG YAWNNN” but if i, an adult human male, do it all of a sudden it’s “please cover your mouth” 🙄😔
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instead of “totally cool if not” try “i will actually like you less”
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@TheGriffinBurns hey girlie hold spiders
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the phrase “hold still” is basically ruined for me forever
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zhongli looks over his shoulder, before slipping more office supplies into his briefcase. he prays to himself for forgiveness
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ganyu stares at mona, who is still elbow deep in the vending machine desperately clawing at a snickers bar. she wonders if she should call the police
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diluc files another hr complaint against kaeya for spelling “boobies” on his calculator again
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ayato changes itto’s desktop background to a jpeg of a bean
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mona’s arm is stuck in the vending machine
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bennett enters the room. “hey could someone turn up the air? it’s a little warm in here…” He is actually on fire, but does not know it
cat owner