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do you ever try to fix your sleep schedule by staying up til the next night, then 2pm rolls around and you accidentally take the biggest fattest whore nap of your life
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we were playing undertale and we got to *that* puzzle and i told her that it was very important and that she should make detailed notes and now she won’t talk to me
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TIL my cat went to college. apparently she has a degree in Companionship, with a minor in Tuna
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to the person who gave me this sticker at a con, i’d like you to know it’s found a home on my allspice jar
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as a kid i learned english by watching american cartoons. a lot of the voice actors in those cartoons are now my friends and colleagues. i’ve even directed some of them and every once in a while in my mind im like “haha you’re my english teacher”
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what america needs right now is a man who can fit his whole fist in his mouth and i am ready to be that man
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I Reincarnated Into A Guy Whose National Government Covers All Public Healthcare Financing And Also Elves Are Real!?
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heavenly father hear me now i am ready to be isekai’d
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i actually take issue with anyone who *isn’t* cringe. like beat it you generally pleasant and affable piece a shit how dare you
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bought a fruit and ate it before it went bad
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cannot describe the shame i feel when an older adult male throws something to me and says “here, catch” and i miss the catch as a result of my fatherless upbringing
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just spent a lot of money on a new hobby im about to lose interest in
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just bought hundreds of dollars worth of bread baking supplies and in the end i wasn’t brave enough to look at the cashier and say “i’m bready” like i’d planned 😔😔😔
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i don’t even know how to say kreideprinz
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laura and i voice Hinata in *inhale* The Life With an Ordinary Guy Who Reincarnated Into a Total Fantasy Knockout!!!!!!!!!!
i voice the dude before he gets isekai’d and turned into a hot girl, after which the character is voiced by irl hot girl @laura_stahl twitter.com/Crunchyroll/st…
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razor sends a company-wide email that just reads “my tummy hurts :(“
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dogs be like LOOK AT MY TENNIS BALLdont fucking touch it justlook at itLOOK AT MY TENNIS BALLLFKFKDKSL
cat owner