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if that kid loves corn so much why doesn’t he marry it
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sometimes when im walking outside, a small white child will stare at me like 🤨 and it’s just an incredible honor to be Baby’s First Asian
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i remember when my sister was, like, really little, and i’d push her around in her stroller and build legos with her n stuff, and now she’s all grown and plays genshin and texts me things like “bruh 💀”
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touching grass is not enough. you have to eat it
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can’t believe this worked twitter.com/khoidaooo/stat…
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after a cursory review of this “tighnari” character, i agree that he and albedo would have been high school lab partners
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sumeru does not count as touching grass
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dbz should do a crossover with genshin next, i wanna see super saiyan klee
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do you think british people stop doing the accent when no one’s around
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the events of stardew valley would never have transpired if joja corporation workers had a UNION
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there is enough pain in the world, the fishing in stardew valley should not be this hard
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been quarantining away from the cats, i think they are getting lonely
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on the topic of ship dynamics, my tv and fridge are on the same wifi network, and sometimes i wonder if they talk, if they are in love, if they are conspiring in secret against the waffle iron
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listening back to audition right after submitting it
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if leonardo davinci were alive today he would be a kirby main, experts argue
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i figured out what the worst gift you could give to your partner for their birthday is it’s covid
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normal person: “chicken”
north american men in their mid 30s: “chimkin UwU”
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always happy to sign your albedo merch, no matter the franchise
cat owner