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normalize letting me say whatever i want without proof
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i wish cats were bipedal and walked around carrying little books under their arms n stuff
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it is scientifically impossible for this tweet to fail
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this pandemic has ruined me mentally but at least i get to guess a five letter word each day
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photos taken moments before pad thai 💕😌
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not sure how this wasn’t clear but what i meant was i fucking hate nfts and i don’t want validation from a platform that would do this shit
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a while ago i did 5 minutes of portuguese on duolingo and then immediately gave up. that fucking bird has been threatening, guilting, manipulating, and gaslighting me relentlessly every day since
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“you should commission prints for the other characters you voice”
me: *commissions my 6th albedo*
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i didn’t take the time to reflect and listen and let my defensiveness get the better of me. i promise i am going to do my best to learn from this and watch my words and intentions moving forward. to those of you who i hurt, i am genuinely sorry, and i hope you can forgive me
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i would still love her if she were a worm. i would put her in my pocket and show her the world. i would give her the yummiest apple to root around in. i would give her a teeny lil worm hat
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i am the king of windtrace, i am very good at it
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“another byproduct of their smooth brain is koalas don’t really seem to understand what rain is. They will just sit in that rain wondering why they get wet until the rain passes.”
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no i will not buy new shoes because my current shoes have feelings and would be hurt by this, you see
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feeling generally happier and more fulfilled in life which unfortunately means i am profoundly less funny now
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every like this tweet gets is a violation of my human rights twitter.com/airzach/status…
cat owner