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to summarize
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elden ring should add a pause button so that i can look when my girlfriend wants to show me a funny tiktok
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good morning
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after a cursory review of this “tighnari” character, i agree that he and albedo would have been high school lab partners
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instead of cancelling everyones student debt we should double it just for fun
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im toeing the line, they gonna fire me and you’ll get albedo voiced by tom holland or somethn
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I ASKED LAURA FOR AN AUTOGRAPH AND SHE CHARGED ME FORTY BUCKS???!!!?! twitter.com/laura_stahl/st…
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bitch
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I want to hang out with friends and feel like a valued part of a manageably-sized community but also I want to disappear into the forest and subsist entirely on wild potatoes what is so hard to understand
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im gonna submit the 3-stroke kaeya twitter.com/GenshinImpact/…
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oh you like older men? my fitness tracker app says i have the body of a 56 year old 😎
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there’s a bake mode button on his belly
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oh my god it’s 2022
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i believe it was aristotle who once said “the first realization of an educated mind is that the maid outfit wields great ancient power” twitter.com/satorigame/sta…
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i had a dream where instead of body image issues i had a horse
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do you ever just have an excellent day and then you start imagining a fake argument and ruin it
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twitter should let me see private QRTs i wanna know what the mean girl ninjas are saying about me
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can’t decide what to name him
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good morning people of france, how are you enjoying your crrrrrroissant
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@airzach I don’t know what this says but I bet it’s dumb and wrong
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i wanna get into anime dubbing who do i talk to about that
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