426
this thanksgiving i am thankful for xinyan genshin impact
427
phones should remove the call option, only text
428
felt cute might commit a misdemeanor later
432
they deserve their own movie and funkos.
433
this whole time the secret to a hit video game character was:
-sassy
-big hat
434
if you call it “self-care” then legally it isn’t tax evasion
435
@airzach let’s settle this in windtrace
438
I am abolishing the entire month of July. It is abolished.
439
heavenly father hear me now i am ready to be isekai’d
441
i finally understand. to like a certain fictional character means to slowly transform your online persona into that character’s “bath towel.” it all makes sense now
442
PRO TIP: FELLAS IF YOU ARE USING THE POTTY ON A MOVING TRAIN PLEASE SIT DOWN. JUST SIT DOWN. YOUR FPS ACCURACY MEANS NOTHING IN THE FACE OF A CURVING TRACK THOSE CREDITS DO NOT TRANSFER
443
LOL NEVERMIND WINDTRACE ISN’T OUT YET I WILL BE EATING CHEETOS AND CRYING IN A DARK ROOM INSTEAD
444
i’m allowed to find multiple characters in a video game hot.
447
millennials like to glamorize overwork until their cat throws up on the kitchen floor and it’s 9am the next day and they still haven’t cleaned it up
448
see a nose out of its mask? introducing
449
just kidding i am actually losing my mind
cat owner