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this meme but instead it’s the brightness setting of a horror video game
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if i tweet something and delete it because of a misspelling, and you post a screenshot of the original misspelled tweet under my new amended tweet this is what you look like:
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me to a xingqiu cosplayer today: are you chongyun
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lumine's va @smillercrews is on twitter now and if she gets to 15k followers zach won't talk to me anymore pls make sure she never ever gets there ever
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i don’t want to be twitter verified. it would suck if that happened.
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seriously tho it’s really awesome that i can post a pic of my cats and have so many people adore them with me. thank you for giving me the best superpower
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*bites table* twitter.com/SP_collabo/sta…
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@GenshinImpact he’s even got the boomer mom wallet with the iphone inside 😭
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i don’t want to be an actor anymore i want to raise cows and grow big vegetables
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thank you everyone who tuned in to watch me absolutely demolish @airzach at hide and seek. I did not even lose or cry one time, as you know
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what’s “amogus?” i feel like it is ruining my life a little bit
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“you dont have to be liked by everybody” haha thats where youre wrong fucko
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i’m not saying that zach and i are gonna stream windtrace again this sunday, but i’m also not not saying that
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how do some people not like cats. they have little whiskers
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WAIT WERE WE NOT SUPPOSED TO NUT IN NOVEMBER
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the violence with which i presently want chicken nuggets
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when you actually see for yourself how fireworks can hurt a traumatized loved one you’ll hate those fucking things forever. like holy shit can we find another obnoxious past time that isn’t fucking sky bombs
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me: *climbs one stair*
my knees: what the fuck
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i want to apologize for the very high quality content i have been posting lately. it does not reflect my values and i will be going back to making zero effort immediately
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the idea that when writing fiction, all your characters’ names must have some deeper meaning and should be chosen with very precise intention is weird to me, like irl sometimes people are just named doug
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