451
What’s up you stupid little shit
452
Wake up sinners, I know you’ve broken your new year resolution you dumb fucks.
453
Wake up losers it’s time to sin
454
Remember kids, drugs are bad for your health, so wait till you’re in hell to do them.
455
Wake up sinners, go and tell your parents you love them before it’s too late.
458
Since it’s Black Friday I might fuck around and bring back the Black Plague.
459
Wake up idiots it’s time to sin
460
Kind of a dick twitter.com/IoItony/status…
461
*first time meeting death*
Me : I’m dead inside
Death : am I a joke to you
462
Stop killing each other, it’s way too much paperwork
463
Some of you worry me
464
The monsters under your bed are only there to keep you safe at night
465
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did I.
466
*Mary and Joseph having sex after Jesus is born*
Mary : oh God
Joseph : what the fuck?
468
469
What the fuck
470
Flat earthers go to flat Hell
471
Wake up you bastards it’s time to sin
472
Yes I fell from Heaven and yes it hurt. Stop asking.
473
God :
Everyone : I just wanna thank God
474
Some of you are too evil even for me