851
No nut November? More like no nut NEVER. Masturbation is a sin and you’re all going to Hell.
852
How I fell from heaven twitter.com/angelicaschul/…
853
all of these other capitalist companies are doing massive sales this week so i guess i might as well partake from down here. Code “CAPITALIST” takes 66.6% off all sticker orders all week long on stickys8n.com
854
It’s nearly that time of the year I get Christmas lists from dyslexic kids again.
855
Hell just froze over, we gotta evacuate.
856
What’s up you evil little fuckers
857
doctor: saves patient's life
patient: THANK GOD!
doctor: am I a joke to you?
858
Only for the free wine twitter.com/michaelyawantw…
859
Reply with memes
860
This is how I talk to Cerberus twitter.com/CuteEmergency/…
861
*having sex*
Her : oh God
Me : are you serious rn?
862
Wake up idiots it’s time to sin
863
I’m thankful for nobody I hate all of you
864
Thanksgiving dinner with God and Jesus fucking sucks
865
Hope you had a good Thanksgiving.
Because it’ll be your last.
866
Come to Hell, theres unlimited chicken nuggets.
867
Wake up fuckers it’s time to sin
868
@pewdiepie We will miss you! Rip pewdiepie
869
@BTS_twt come over my mom is making dinner
870
Since it’s Black Friday I might fuck around and bring back the Black Plague.
871
*accidentally bumps into someone*
Them : Jesus Christ, watch where you’re going.
Me : wtf did u just call me?
872
God : who suggested that we give humans free will?
Me : twitter.com/LilTunechi/sta…
873
For the last time! I don’t run a damn daycare! Vaccinate your kids!
874
Wake up dumbass it’s time to sin
875
Don’t forget to sin this weekend