827
The worst part about hell is all the anti-vaxxers
828
@Twitter The blue tick would look great on me
830
God hacked me pls ignore twitter.com/s8n/status/119…
831
Wake up you evil fuckers it’s time to sin
832
If I wasn't around, churches would go out of business
833
Roses are red
Violets are red
Everything is red
Welcome to Hell, have some fire.
834
there are two types of people in the morning. im neither. mornings dont exist in Hell.
838
Why do you lip sync like an old Kung fu movie twitter.com/LexiNajera/sta…
840
Dog and cat haters have a special place in Hell
841
You better not be going to church today bitch
842
You ever feel alone? Don't worry, I'm always watching you.
843
You’re never truly alone. You’ll always have the sweet release of death.
844
Some people go to heaven because I don't want them ruining hell.
847
remember to keep the fireplace lit so that fat fuck burns his asshole on the way down
848
@god You’re the one who made them that stupid don’t blame me
Not evil just misunderstood