Satan(@s8n)さんの人気ツイート(古い順)

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Wake up you ass it’s time to sin
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Come to Hell its nice and hot
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Ill never forgive any of you for making minions so popular
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Let’s get #VerifySatan trending again!
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That was quick
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You and your planet are a mess
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Wake up you bastards it’s time to sin
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Yes I have a 3 headed dog and yes you can pet him when you’re in Hell
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Your life doesn’t suck you’re just a boring fucker
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Me leaving Heaven after finding out God doesn’t want you to have free will
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HOLY SHIT IM FINALLY VERIFIED!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Now that I have your attention please stop destroying the planet.
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Am I sorry? Yes. Am I also not sorry? Yes.
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Wake up you loser it’s time to sin
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I love myself because no one else will
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*God writing the bible* Me me me me me me
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Me after reading the Bible *on the phone to God* : dude wtf?
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@Jack_Septic_Eye Real men tweet on the spot
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*God showing off humanity* God : I made them in my image Angel : you need serious help
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Wake up dumbass it’s time to sin
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Wearing all black outfits is a power move
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Don’t forget to sin this weekend! #TSIF
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Believe in yourself before you believe in me or God