Satan(@s8n)さんの人気ツイート(古い順)

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Wake up whores it’s time to sin
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Him : did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Her : aww are you calling me an angel? Him : no, I’m saying you’re Satan you evil bitch.
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God watches you masturbate
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You’ll finally be Hot in Hell
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God : Everyone : I just wanna thank God
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Wake up bitch it’s time to sin
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@realDonaldTrump Seems to be getting worse
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Yes today Satan
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Yes I fell from Heaven and yes it hurt. Stop asking.
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God is a furry
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If I need consent to enter someone’s body then so do you.
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1.5m HOLY FUCK I LOVE YOU ALL
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‘And still not verified’ nvm I hate y’all
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Get out of church you traitors
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Saturday is for the boys and Sunday is for Satan
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Don’t you hate it when your mom doesn’t let you sacrifice your little brother to Satan? Ugh.
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When Mary tells you it’s Gods baby but he grows up and starts looking like the milkman
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Hope you sinned this weekend
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Wake up fuckers it’s time to sin
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It’ll all work out
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Not to be rude or anything but fuck you
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I’m often asked “Satan do you wear a*rpods?” and the answer is NO. That’s a product of God and that fucker has enough clout. Never texts back. BUT, JukeBuds are made by heinous boyos like me. Visit JukeBuds.com & use code “S8N” & get 36.66% off. I care for my minions
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About to sneak into Heaven to pet all the dogs. who wants to come with me?
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@dog_rates Changed my mind I’m coming to earth to pet all the dogs instead
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who wants to make a deal with the devil