Satan(@s8n)さんの人気ツイート(古い順)

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Jesus died for your sins but then he came back to life so it doesn’t count
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*Me and God having sex* t.co/LZeWSUGt41
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Wake up you little shit it’s time to sin
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@pewdiepie Congrats king
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Drink water you fuckers
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@Jack_Septic_Eye
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Mondays don’t suck, your life does.
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God doesn’t hate gay people you idiots
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I don’t judge you. Unlike the other guy.
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Wake up you lazy fucker it’s time to sin
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Stop hating each other that’s my job
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Who cares you’re all going to Hell anyway
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If you sleep with your hand dangling at the side of your bed, the monster under it will hold it while you sleep.
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Another day unverified. Please don’t summon me I want to be alone.
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Wake up assholes it’s time to sin
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Mary : I’m pregnant Joseph : we haven’t even had sex? Mary : uhh yeah it’s Gods baby, it’s a miracle.
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@dog_rates @WAHFoundation_ THAT POOR BABY
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Jesus : I hate you, you’re not even my real dad. I want to go see my real dad. *joseph contacting the romans* Joseph : as you wish you little shit
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God may love you but everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
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Wake up bums it’s time to sin
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If no one hates you, you’re doing it wrong.
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About to visit Heaven, y’all want anything?
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There is no meaning to life, we’re born and then we die. That’s it.
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If you ever feel unloved just remember that you’re probably right.