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1945-1949: Dutch military and government conducted extreme violence against Indonesia in a failed effort to reclaim its former colony
1949-2021: Dutch government and old geezers: No we didn’t
2013: Dutch Ambassador: Sorry, our bad
2020: Dutch King: Sorry, our bad
2022:
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BREAKING | Lord Luhut: PPKM remains in effect, relaxation being explored
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Death toll from yesterday's Mt Semeru eruption has risen to 13, BNPB said. 41 suffered burns from the hot ash. 902 evacuated from their homes.
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OH MY GOD SOMEONE AT DISNEY FORGOT TO RENEW THEIR HOTSTAR DOMAIN????
NOBODY AT DISNEY THOUGHT TO ENABLE AUTORENEW? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 twitter.com/AsphereOfficia…
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Former President Megawati Soekarnoputri insisted that cooking oil is not an essential commodity urging people to get creative. "Do women only fry (food) everyday that they fought (over cooking oil)? Is there no way to boil, steam or make like rujak?"
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What did Erick Thohir mean when he said 60 million PeduliLindungi data are gone? 🤨
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The health ministry said 57 people tested positive for the Omicron variant yesterday, bringing the total to 318. Of the 57, 7 were locally transmitted.
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With Visa and MasterCard suspending their Russian operations, how do you think the Russians in Bali will pay for stuff? Non Russian cards, dollars, IDR, bitcoin?
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Remember when new year meant gasoline prices going up and you see lines snaking out of service stations on new year’s eve?
Well, today, Vivo dropped their prices. Waiting for confirmation on the other companies. isibens.in will be updated accordingly.
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Death toll still rising
Cases: 5,149,021 (+59,384)
Recoveries: 4,481,909 (+34,699)
Deaths: 146,202 (+158)
Active cases: 520,910 (+24,527)
Vax 1: 189,533,698 (+226,314)
Vax 2: 139,946,128 (+805,661)
Vax 3: 8,326,622 (+314,852)
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Narasi News team doing the Lord’s work. Stay tuned for the full report twitter.com/zenrs/status/1…
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Nothing sus about the wife of the KPK chief composing an anthem for his workplace and be awarded for it, right?
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Long-awaited SRI ASIH is finally making a landing from Bumilangit Cinematic Universe on our theaters. We're not sure which one we should root for in the teaser: The fierce Pevita Pearce kicking serious a**, or Christine Hakim wearing cats eye sunglasses.
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Seven of the 21 suspected acute hepatitis cases in Jakarta are people over 16 years old, which don’t fall under the WHO definition of the illness. Further investigation is needed.
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Cases: 4,580,093 (+37,492)
Recoveries: 4,202,312 (+10,078)
Deaths: 144,719 (+83)
Active cases: 233,062 (+26,701)
Vax 1: 187,047,562 (+344,172)
Vax 2: 132,090,119 (+970,694)
Vax 3: 5,878,217 (+329,786)
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That took a while!
Cases: 4,228,552 (+620)
Recoveries: 4,063,295 (+2,444)
Deaths: 142,716 (+65)
Active cases: 22,541 (-1,889)
Vax 1: 100,322,375 (+262,894)
Vax 2: 57,607,200 (+197,897)
Vax 3: 1,019,371 (+3,908)
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West Sumatran hang glider Khaidir Anas crashed through the roof of someone’s house yesterday during a PON event in Jayapura, Papua.
📹: @jayapuraupdate
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Good Mo… re smog covering Jakarta today so don’t go out without a mask, the air’s ridiculous out there.
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Jakarta Health Office:
• 80-90% of cases tested for WGS are omicron.
Ministry of Health:
• 1,998 omicron cases nationally.
• 47.5% fully vax’d
• 45.9% undetermined
• 4.4% unvax’d
• 2.2% partially vax’d
How can there be unknowns, haven’t checked their PL apps?
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Swiper, no swiping! twitter.com/ecommurz/statu…
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Nevermind the fact that she paid Rp40 million to a DPR aide to get her to skip quarantine just because she’s “not comfortable” being quarantined, having experienced it in Dubai. IN DUBAI.
We’re not comfortable with her existing but we can’t get rid of her, can we?
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Malaysians working in Singapore finally got to go home after two years stuck across the strait 😭😭 twitter.com/Hazrey/status/…
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The logic is undeniably … 🤯 twitter.com/kompascom/stat…
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