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Explain this in tukang bubur terms twitter.com/tempodotco/sta…
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From today, foreign travelers from Angola, Botswana, Denmark, Eswatini, France, Lesotho, Malawi, Mozambique, Namibia, Norway, UK, South Africa, Zambia, Zimbabwe, direct or via transit, are banned from entering Indonesia until 20/1 due to Omicron spread
What about these red ones?
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Jogja residents are told to stay home and give tourists the opportunity to enjoy the city during this holiday period. If urgent, they’re told to ride scooters, cycle, or walk, and not use their cars so tourists can drive on the roads and park their cars.
*inhale, exhale* twitter.com/tribunjogja/st…
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Better to build a grand mosque and suppress LGBT people than to deal with traffic. twitter.com/karimnas_/stat…
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Booster shots or third dose jabs are expected to be ready from 12 January beginning in Jabodetabek. Recipients may choose to have the same vaccine brand or different but AZ is not available for boosters. Pfizer, Moderna, Sinovac, and Sinopharm are the initial options.
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This got made official today. No more indosatooredoo, we can go back to calling them … oh wait, we can’t call, no signal.
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Early next year, vaccinated Indonesians can travel to Malaysia vice versa without the need for quarantine after leaders of the two countries signed a Travel Corridor Arrangement today. Right now, only air travel linking KL and Jakarta is under the TCA but more may be added later.
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Cases: 4,294,183 (+4,878)
Recoveries: 4,125,080 (+869)
Deaths: 144,247 (+20)
Active cases: 24,856 (+3,989)
Vax 1: 182,024,020 (+646,501)
Vax 2: 125,106,842 (+772,370)
Vax 3: 1,370,420 (+3,687)
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A real life Final Destination incident in Malaysia. Fortunately nobody was sitting on the passenger side. twitter.com/isusemasaviral…
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The list of blocked services is based on the Kominfo press release yesterday. They will be unblocked once they register to the list.
Kominfo claim it’s for consumer protection and accountability but they’re removing consumer rights to use these services.
kominfo.go.id/content/detail…
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Indonesia voted no on debating the Uyghur genocide at the UN Human Rights Council. Any guesses as to why?
We know why, we just want to know what you think. twitter.com/joshrogin/stat…
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WTH TRANSJAKARTA? This is what, the fourth or fifth accident in as many days? We’re already deprived of over 200 buses from safety evaluation, are we going to see more buses grounded?
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Bilqis Prasista has elite badminton pedigree from her parents, Joko Suprianto and Zelin Resiana, both former champions and world number one players in the 1990s.
Unfortunately INA lost to JPN 1-4 in the last group stage round, finishing 2nd.
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New cases back to 500+
Cases: 6,057,660 (+518)
Recoveries: 5,897,372 (+350)
Deaths: 156,624 (+2)
Active cases: 3,664 (+166)
Vax 1: 200,629,176 (+138,916)
Vax 2: 167,796,320 (+66,246)
Vax 3: 46,817,474 (+198,305)
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Indonesia sends 419 to perform umrah to Saudi Arabia. Meanwhile in Malaysia …
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Muhammadiyah says Idul Fitri will fall on May 2, 2022. Meanwhile, the Religious Ministry said that there is a possibility that it will come to the same conclusion.
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Uncanceled not even 24 hours later. Umrah is back on, says Religious Affairs Minister, who insisted that there is no suspension of umrah despite the Director General of Hajj and Umrah suspending the travel on Sunday.
DO YOU PEOPLE EVEN COORDINATE? WHAT THE HELL? twitter.com/nuicemedia/sta…
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Sri Mulyani can fix this by calling for another meet up with influencers. Make sure rapper Iwa K is among them this time.
finance.detik.com/berita-ekonomi…
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Even fewer cases today but vaccination is worrying and deaths keep going up.
Cases: 4,844,279 (+36,501)
Recoveries: 4,323,101 (+13,338)
Deaths: 145,321 (+145)
Active cases: 375,857(+23,018)
Vax 1: 188,338,544 (+55,693)
Vax 2: 135,814,029 (+47,353)
Vax 3: 7,059,145 (+10,414)
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The MD in Mahfud MD stands for More Drama Entertainment 🤷🏻♂️
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For the first time in a while active cases went down.
Cases: 5,231,923 (+34,418)
Recoveries: 4,554,711 (+39,929)
Deaths: 146,541 (+176)
Active cases: 530,671 (-5,687)
Vax 1: 189,694,082 (+47,165)
Vax 2: 140,420,471 (+119,384)
Vax 3: 8,493,624 (+37,012)
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Sports Minister Zainudin Amali really said, “Hopefully we won’t be sanctioned by FIFA over this incident since next year we will host the U-20 FIFA World Cup.”
Nearly 130 people reported dead at a football match and you’re worried about the junior World Cup?
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1.7m jabs. 40 million Indonesians completely vaccinated. Death toll 334.
Cases: 4,153,355 (+5,990)
Recoveries: 3,887,410 (+10,650)
Deaths: 138,116 (+334)
Active cases: 127,829 (-4,994)
Vax 1: 70,322,560 (+1,128,021)
Vax 2: 40,362,820 (+641,249)
Vax 3: 746,268 (+8,931)
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