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At least three people named Anna Laura became victims of the ignorance and stupidity of Indonesians on Instagram who mistook their account for the recently departed Laura Anna.
Do these halfwits not see the photos?
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A 75 year old man in Demak, Central Java, who defended his workplace by attacking a burglar was sentenced to one year and two months in prison for assault and causing physical injury. The prosecutor demanded two years.
So he should have let the burglar alone?
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The two Indonesians arriving from the UK and the US and currently quarantined at Wisma Atlet in Jakarta have been confirmed as the next two omicron cases in indonesia.
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Indonesia is through to the semifinal of the AFF Cup after defeating Malaysia 4-1 with two goals from Irfan Jaya, and one each from Pratama Arhan and Elkan Baggott.
Next opponent is Singapore on Wednesday night, while Vietnam faces Thailand on Thursday.
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The Health Ministry said patient N, recorded as the first omicron case in Indonesia, may have been infected by an Indonesian woman who arrived from Nigeria on 27 November, based on tracing data. The 21 year old has since tested negative but was treated at Wisma Atlet on arrival.
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LBP: INA government is considering a universal 14-day quarantine policy if foreign case numbers rise rapidly. UK, Norway, and Denmark have been added to the 14-day Q list while HK was removed.
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A man from Pinrang, South Sulawesi claimed that he has been vaccinated 16 times, getting paid between Rp100k and 800k. Police are investigating this claim.
Talk about fully vaccinated, he won’t be needing those booster shots next year.
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To deal with violence and harassment against women, the Family Welfare and Empowerment office of Salatiga, Central Java, have decided to tell Muslim women how to dress in and out of the house instead of advocating against harassment. twitter.com/mardiasih/stat…
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CAN YOU NOT??
Not right now when there’s a metric ton of conspiracy theorists who’ll only make people more paranoid about getting vaccinated. twitter.com/AFP/status/147…
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A Jakarta – Cepu Citilink flight was canceled on Monday after a passenger thought it would be fun to open the plane’s door while on the tarmac.
NOBODY OPENS THE DOOR UNLESS A CREW MEMBER TELLS YOU TO. Moronic idiots like this person should be banned from all flights for life.
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Two returning travelers from the UK and three from Congo and Malaysia are the latest Covid-19 omicron cases in indonesia, taking the total to eight. All in quarantine.
The arrival from Nigeria was not included because she was already negative when they discovered her results 🤔
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Eleven more omicron cases confirmed by the Health Ministry from arrivals from Turkey, Saudi Arabia, Japan, and South Korea, all undergoing quarantine. Still no recorded local transmission. Total number of omicron cases in Indonesia is now 19.
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Good Morning! We haven’t seen these in a while 😂😂 twitter.com/marissaputri/s…
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After four days in the hospital this poor security guard was allowed to go home. Must have been a real shock
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Our vote would go to either jujurly or mengsedih twitter.com/ivanlanin/stat…
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There are 27 more omicron cases in Indonesia over the weekend with arrivals from Malaysia, Kenya, United Arab Emirates, Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Malawi, Spain, England, Turkey, and Nigeria, including another Wisma Atlet worker, pushing the total to 46.
We had one case a week ago.
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A man from Medan travelling to Jakarta this month has tested positive for the Omicron variant. The man had no recent history of travelling overseas or contact with Omicron patients. The man has been in Jakarta since Dec 6. Contact tracing is being conducted.
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The man had visited a restaurant in the SCBD area in Jakarta on the 17th and tested positive on the 19th as he was about to return to Medan. His test was confirmed for omicron on the 26th and is being moved to Sulianti Saroso hospital.
No other tracing info was shared.
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This is also true. They often don’t insist on checking to read your screen properly. twitter.com/monodikotil/st…
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A Bekasi woman who ended up arresting a sexual assault suspect on her own after being told by the police to go do it herself for lack of evidence has apologized to the police for being emotional when she demanded the arrest.
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Indonesian civil servants, get ready to become military reservists!
According to the latest letter from the Minister of Administrative and Bureaucratic Reform (yeah, that’s a thing), eligible civil servants will be drafted into a three month military reserve program.
Good luck
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Health Ministry: 21 new omicron cases recorded from arrivals from Saudi Arabia, Turkey, and the UAE. All being quarantined, now totaling 68 cases since first recorded.
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There’s been a number of quakes this morning.
1.09am, 4.4, off Tarakan, 10km depth
1.25am, 7.3, Banda Sea, 183km depth (several major aftershocks)
1.31am, 2.6, Kendari, 6km depth
5.05am 4.1, South of Sukabumi, 21km depth
No tsunami warnings.
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We have footage of Defense Minister Prabowo commenting on Indonesia’s defensive efforts last night
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