576
<10k new cases and it's not even weekend. Woohoo
Cases: 5,948,610 (+9,528)
Recoveries: 5,549,220 (+25,827)
Deaths: 153,411 (+199)
Active cases: 245,979 (-16,498)
Vax 1: 194,437,519 (+301,391)
Vax 2: 153,729,588 (+324,397)
Vax 3: 15,474,618 (+252,176)
577
Former President Megawati Soekarnoputri insisted that cooking oil is not an essential commodity urging people to get creative. "Do women only fry (food) everyday that they fought (over cooking oil)? Is there no way to boil, steam or make like rujak?"
578
That six month cooking oil price freeze didn’t even last three months.
579
Cases: 5,939,082 (+11,532)
Recoveries: 5,523,393 (+28,787)
Deaths: 153,212 (+237)
Active cases: 262,477 (-17,492)
Vax 1: 194,136,128 (+232,651)
Vax 2: 152,729,588 (+324,397)
Vax 3: 15,474,618 (+252,176)
581
When you claim to have data on 110 million people online saying they support postponing the general election but maybe, just maybe, you realized those were actually bot or cyber army accounts 😬
582
Anyone else around Jabodetabek felt that shake?
583
Looks like Marc Màrquez is the only one who hasn’t succumbed to the boomer uncle pose
584
Active cases now <300k but death toll still high
Cases: 5,914,532 (+14,408)
Recoveries: 5,462,344 (+27,615)
Deaths: 152,745 (+308)
Active cases: 299,443 (-13,515)
Vax 1: 193,658,864 (+184,827)
Vax 2: 151,821,843 (+335,419)
Vax 3: 14,770,130 (+141,365)
585
Roads from Merdeka Palace to Bundaran HI in Jakarta will be closed tomorrow from 10-11am for the MotoGP riders parade, so adjust your travels accordingly. The riders will meet with the President at the Palace at 9.30am before heading south. Northbound traffic will remain open.
586
Remember the Ever Given, the ship that blocked the Suez Canal last year? It happened again. This time, Evergreen’s Ever Forward is stuck outside of Baltimore, Maryland. The company seems to have an evergreen goal of being ever stuck everywhere.
587
With seven municipalities in Java being on PPKM level 4, capacities are restricted further and schools are supposed to go full online but local education authorities are allowing schools to remain open with limited attendance.
588
Don't you love weekend numbers?
Cases: 5,900,124 (+9,629)
Recoveries: 5,434,729 (+39,296)
Deaths: 152,437 (+271)
Active cases: 312,958 (-29,938)
Vax 1: 193,474,037 (+73,543)
Vax 2: 151,486,424 (+107,698)
Vax 3: 14,628,765 (+27,984)
589
The 6.7 magnitude quake which hit South Nias, North Sumatra at 4.09am was felt strongly by locals near the epicenter, local BPBD reported. No tsunami warning was issued but the quake caused panic as it lasted around one minute. The quake was followed by a 6.0, 30 minutes later.
590
Cases: 5,890,495 (+11,585)
Recoveries: 5,395,433 (+25,854)
Deaths: 152,166 (+215)
Active cases: 342,896 (-14,484)
Vax 1: 193,400,494 (+171,016)
Vax 2: 151,378,726 (+604,945)
Vax 3: 14,600,781 (+249,235)
591
People complaining they can’t read halal on the logo
1. It’s a calligraphy
2.
592
Cases: 5,878,910 (+14,900)
Recoveries: 5,369,579 (+33,733)
Deaths: 151,951 (+248)
Active cases: 357,380 (-19,081)
Vax 1: 193,229,478 (+215,164)
Vax 2: 150,773,781 (+493,147)
Vax 3: 14,351,546 (+338,414)
593
New halal certification body means new logo. What do you think? We dig the wayang look
594
SoftBank Group had suffered a 97% drop in profits in the last quarter after failing to sell chip designer company Arm to Nvidia in 2021. Major portfolios WeWork and Grab are currently trading far below their respective IPO prices.
595
Cases: 5,864,010 (+16,110)
Recoveries: 5,335,846 (+39,212)
Deaths: 151,703 (+290)
Active cases: 376,461 (-23,392)
Vax 1: 193,014,314 (+237,353)
Vax 2: 150,280,634 (+487,103)
Vax 3: 14,013,132 (+326,976)
596
Active cases now <400k
Cases: 5,847,900 (+21,311)
Recoveries: 5,296,634 (+38,399)
Deaths: 151,413 (+278)
Active cases: 399,853 (-17,366)
Vax 1: 192,776,961 (+364,313)
Vax 2: 148,793,531 (+803,609)
Vax 3: 13,686,156 (+522,311)
597
Ummm... should we tell them that their flags are upside down?
598
Jakarta has finally issued its latest Covid-19 protocol now that the city imposes PPKM Level 2
100% capacity @ public transport
75% WFO. Critical sectors 100%
Hybrid learning @ schools
Regular restos must close @ 9 but those which operate at night can open between 6pm & midnight
599
Ash fall reported around Merapi along with some seismic activities. Residents in the area should stay alert.
600
The donor pig was genetically modified to allow the heart to be transplanted to a human recipient. The procedure in January was considered a success as there was no immediate rejection but the man’s condition deteriorated recently which led to his death.
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