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According to @9NewsAUS we already moved our capital city to Bali and renamed Badung to Jakarta 🤪
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Whoa... 61k recoveries
Cases: 5,457,775 (+49,447)
Recoveries: 4,736,234 (+61,361)
Deaths: 147,586 (+244)
Active cases: 573,955 (-12,158)
Vax 1: 190,531,114 (+220,605)
Vax 2: 143,280,295 (+763,049)
Vax 3: 9,542,165 (+306,076)
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Police have arrested a Depok man after he was caught on camera claiming to be a hit and run victim in Pasar Rebo, East Jakarta. A video recording showing him riding a motorcycle, running, and then pretending to limp in front of a car went viral earlier this week.
Depok again
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In 2020 and in 2022 Kominfo Minister Johnny Plate reminded everyone that cyber security is the domain of the National Cyber and Cryptography Agency (BSSN) since 2018, not Kominfo anymore.
The same BSSN whose website was defaced in 2021 by a Brazilian hacker.
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This is a catastrophic security breach. An evaluation of Presidential protective procedures simply wouldn’t be enough news.detik.com/berita/d-64119…
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Death toll 100
Cases: 4,708,043 (+40,489)
Recoveries: 4,250,277 (+15,767)
Deaths: 144,958 (+100)
Active cases: 312,808 (+24,622)
Vax 1: 187,918,754 (+222,044)
Vax 2: 134,403,989 (+700,241)
Vax 3: 6,623,413 (+231,626)
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Kanjuruhan task force: In addition to erasing nearly 3.5 hours of CCTV footage, there was an attempt by the police to replace the footage. The police also prohibited the recording from being downloaded. cnnindonesia.com/nasional/20221…
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Health Minister Budi G. Sadikin: the new Covid variants, BA.4 and BA.5, have been detected in Indonesia. 8 cases, 3 imported during GPDDR meeting in Bali.
Current hospitalization rate 30% of Omicron peak, daily cases 30% of peak, deaths 10% of peak. Confident to keep them down.
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Anthony Sinisuka Ginting vs Lu Guangzu
18-21 21-14 21-16
One down, two to go
#ThomasCup2020
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A Boston woman had an ibuprofen tablet in one hand and an AirPod in the other. Two seconds later her AirPod wasn’t in her hand. During her next phone call, the person on the other end of the line heard sounds from inside her stomach.
The AirPod did eventually make an exit.
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A 2x3 room inside the North Sumatra Police HQ in Medan caught fire last night around 11pm, which took fire fighters around one hour to extinguish.
It just so happens the room was used to process corruption cases 😶.
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2,069 deaths over a 24-hr period, a new record. New cases back to 45k.
Vax back to >1million tho
Cases: 3,239,936 (+45,203)
Recoveries: 2,596,820 (+47,128)
Deaths: 86,835 (+2,069)
Active cases: 556,281 (-3,994)
Vax 1: 45,278,549 (+550,229)
Vax 2: 18,666,343 (+536,465)
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The physician for Sleman Football Club resigned after allegations surfaced that he’s not an actual doctor. He’s not registered to any doctor’s association and his degree was fraudulent. The man had been part of several football clubs previously including the U-19 national team.
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Early next year, vaccinated Indonesians can travel to Malaysia vice versa without the need for quarantine after leaders of the two countries signed a Travel Corridor Arrangement today. Right now, only air travel linking KL and Jakarta is under the TCA but more may be added later.
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OMG... that was a 6.7 guys. Hope everyone is OK
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A Jakarta – Cepu Citilink flight was canceled on Monday after a passenger thought it would be fun to open the plane’s door while on the tarmac.
NOBODY OPENS THE DOOR UNLESS A CREW MEMBER TELLS YOU TO. Moronic idiots like this person should be banned from all flights for life.
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Singapore will open vaccinated travel lane with Indonesia from 29 November.
SAY NO MORE!!!
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The soldier who went viral for kicking a pitch invader has come forward and apologized to the victim and his family. Armed Forces Commander General Andhika Perkasa already vowed to prosecute him for his actions twitter.com/IndriNg8/statu…
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404 new cases
Cases: 4,264,136 (+404)
Recoveries: 4,115,149 (+180)
Deaths: 144,109 (+4)
Active cases: 4,878 (+220)
Vax 1: 167,226,243 (+572,376)
Vax 2: 114,822,604 (+256,668)
Vax 3: 1,295,326 (0)
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The equivalent of a Satpam Chief saying, “yeah, a thief broke in to your homes and stole your belongings but your phone and internet still work, so take it easy, don’t worry about it.” twitter.com/sociotalker/st…
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Turns out the main petitioner in Bali who was disturbed by a rooster every day while he’s staying at a homestay is actually an American. He’s doing much better than Biden, having managed to get Russians to get behind him.
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