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That’s why we need those damn metro trains! It’s not more roads or electric cars, it’s high frequency high capacity trains and buses covering entire cities that’s going to solve traffic problems news.detik.com/berita/d-66441…
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Indonesia is through to the semifinal of the AFF Cup after defeating Malaysia 4-1 with two goals from Irfan Jaya, and one each from Pratama Arhan and Elkan Baggott.
Next opponent is Singapore on Wednesday night, while Vietnam faces Thailand on Thursday.
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Almost 10K new cases(!!) and active cases went up by more than recoveries! V. Low vax 🙁
Cases: 1,911,358 (+9,868)
Recoveries: 1,745,091 (+4,655)
Deaths: 52,879 (+149)
Active cases: 113,388 (+5,064)
Suspects: 108,997
Vax 1: 20,158,937 (+114,750)
Vax 2: 11,568,443 (+9,305)
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This couple, I swear … twitter.com/veryluckylady8…
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Another asswipe is going viral for blocking an ambulance twitter.com/winarto_sarsid…
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Uncanceled not even 24 hours later. Umrah is back on, says Religious Affairs Minister, who insisted that there is no suspension of umrah despite the Director General of Hajj and Umrah suspending the travel on Sunday.
DO YOU PEOPLE EVEN COORDINATE? WHAT THE HELL? twitter.com/nuicemedia/sta…
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Nadiem’s and Muhadjir’s Ministries have extended school holidays in Jakarta, Banten, and West Java by three more days to allow Lebaran travelers time to return, taking into account the expected lengthy road congestion.
A little unfair to students in the rest of the country, no?
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West Sumatran hang glider Khaidir Anas crashed through the roof of someone’s house yesterday during a PON event in Jayapura, Papua.
📹: @jayapuraupdate
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The moment Jojo won the match point
#ThomasCup #INA
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Eleven more omicron cases confirmed by the Health Ministry from arrivals from Turkey, Saudi Arabia, Japan, and South Korea, all undergoing quarantine. Still no recorded local transmission. Total number of omicron cases in Indonesia is now 19.
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Anyone felt that quake? Mild compared to last Friday’s
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Death toll from the Semeru eruption has risen to 22, BNPB said with 22 more missing and possibly buried underneath thick layers of ash and mud. More than 2,000 people have been evacuated. Photo: Basarnas
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Depok Mayor M. Idris on the face of rising new cases: Follow health protocols and pray
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Better to build a grand mosque and suppress LGBT people than to deal with traffic. twitter.com/karimnas_/stat…
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Nevermind the fact that she paid Rp40 million to a DPR aide to get her to skip quarantine just because she’s “not comfortable” being quarantined, having experienced it in Dubai. IN DUBAI.
We’re not comfortable with her existing but we can’t get rid of her, can we?
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Yoooo, more layoffs coming. Gojek and Tokopedia are getting hit now. This had apparently been on the cards for a little while and they wanted to do it in waves to minimize the effect bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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BREAKING | Richard Eliezer has been found guilty of murder and sentenced to 1.5 year in prison, with time already spent in jail taken into account. twitter.com/nuicemedia/sta…
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1.7m jabs. 40 million Indonesians completely vaccinated. Death toll 334.
Cases: 4,153,355 (+5,990)
Recoveries: 3,887,410 (+10,650)
Deaths: 138,116 (+334)
Active cases: 127,829 (-4,994)
Vax 1: 70,322,560 (+1,128,021)
Vax 2: 40,362,820 (+641,249)
Vax 3: 746,268 (+8,931)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA twitter.com/sheque/status/…
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They’ve gone straight to the top to defend their staff twitter.com/alfamart/statu…
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It's a new record. New cases >40k
Vax numbers... well...
Cases: 2,567,630 (+40,427)
Recoveries: 2,119,478 (+34,754)
Deaths: 67,355 (+891)
Active cases: 380,797 (+4,782)
Vax 1: 36,368,191 (+101,172)
Vax 2: 15,036,468 (+25,120)
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1945-1949: Dutch military and government conducted extreme violence against Indonesia in a failed effort to reclaim its former colony
1949-2021: Dutch government and old geezers: No we didn’t
2013: Dutch Ambassador: Sorry, our bad
2020: Dutch King: Sorry, our bad
2022:
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Death toll rose to 82 all of the sudden
Active cases now 200k
Cases: 4,542,601 (+26,121)
Recoveries: 4,191,604 (+8,577)
Deaths: 144,636 (+82)
Active cases: 206,361 (+17,462)
Vax 1: 186,703,390 (+113,640)
Vax 2: 131,119,425 (+38,694)
Vax 3: 5,548,431 (+11,859)
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