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you know that period of time after taking plan b where it's like schrödinger's uterus
377
would anybody who can cook like to come over to my house and cook me a lovely meal so i can eat the lovely meal that you have cooked for me to eat
378
whoever invented murder must have been FED UP
379
she comes up to you do you
a. dropkick her
b. put her in your pocket
380
what a perfect day 2/22 fall in love with me and give me the world
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i'm not arguing with a bitch who is a self proclaimed waifu girl you are a white woman
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i get drunk at a bar and suddenly every girl at the function is my girlfriend
:/