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"you smell good" ok are we about to kiss
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nooo babe yours is perfect the normal ones scare me
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i'm done turning the other cheek i'm gonna start committing arson
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has anyone else felt like on the verge of being sick forever like even when you're not sick it's like your body is a lacroix and being sick is the flavor do you know what i mean
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3 year not talking stage but twitter mutualism with a weird and consistent sexual tension
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if i don't make out with someone soon i will die
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just squirted
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"stop tweeting" "put down your phone" what are you gonna do, grab my wrists and force them over my head? you wanna pin me down?? you wanna kiss me sooo bad
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you got piercings i got iron deficiency come here let me bite you
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i'm not arguing with a man with a 28" waist 🗣️🗣️ !!! whatever you say princess 🙄
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you know that period of time after taking plan b where it's like schrödinger's uterus
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as a man why are you cutting your hair