hatsune shitski(@zephanijong)さんの人気ツイート(古い順)

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just peeled the skin off my@lips for the 3rd time today who want me
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would anybody who can cook like to come over to my house and cook me a lovely meal so i can eat the lovely meal that you have cooked for me to eat
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when you get so mad you start getting calm
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i can't lie my cervix kinda lonely rn
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do NOT put anything in front of my face when i'm drunk i WILL put it in my mouth
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maid outfit son or discord kitten daughter
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the cat ears stay ON during sex
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he's so cute i wanna impregnate him
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yeah i'm bilingual ... i speak from my heart and out of my ass
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why do so many people assume i'm straight do i look straight to you
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my life is not a movie itself a fucking prank show
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i can't stop thinking about this
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giving the beat a handjob so it goes harder
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the feminine urge to take a nap
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i'm gonna die (he hasn't texted me back in 7 minutes)
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if he wears a necklace he's a slut. if he wears rings he's a slut. if he wears a BRACELET he's a next level whore
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i get drunk at a bar and suddenly every girl at the function is my girlfriend
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who up and ovulating rn
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i'm never beating the sleepy allegations
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why is it called cocking a gun ... ur telling me you dicked down this pistol??? this revolver is getting double action??? you're shooting? from a hole?? huh???
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whoever invented murder must have been FED UP
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pussy from a girl with crooked bottom teeth