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i saw someone say matcha tastes like turtle pussy and have not recovered
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how do you tell people that you don't hate them at all but you would rather skin yourself alive in front of your own family than text them back or hang out with them right now
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i got that inverse rizz (i can't tell when people are flirting with me)
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i don't want to girlboss anymore i just want to chill
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her favorite color must be orange all of the bottles in her cabinet are that color
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you're telling me i have to go out and experience things in order to experience things
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do NOT put anything in front of my face when i'm drunk i WILL put it in my mouth
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me if not drinking enough water was a job
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i need to go get ramen with someone or i will die
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pussy from a girl with crooked bottom teeth
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what do you mean you're 6'+ wanting to be the little spoon ... i'm not a fucking backpack ..
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yeah you feel that? feel that deep inside you? pulsating and throbbing against the walls of your insides?? filling you until you feel like you're about to burst? that's the holy spirit. today's sermon comes from john 3:5-
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all i do is have tummy ache, be sleepy, and be stressed like bitch who am i, winnie the pooh ???
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lying on my stomach swinging my feet in the air taking the am i autistic quiz
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making a paper mache bouquet out of his cum tissues
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