54
why are threats so suggestive?? "i have it out for you" "i'm coming for you" like ok promise?
56
my love language is totally not unhealthy codependency hahhaha hah whatttt no way in hell it would make me the happiest to spend every spare second of every day with you lmaooooo that would be crazyyy hahahah
61
i need to straddle someone and do their eyeliner while they softly look at me in the deepest love they've ever felt
63
"u on my dick" ok and? i'm spinning and creaming on it like i'm churning butter
64
drinking so much espresso she could use me as a vibrator
68
lord the women you put on this earth to slay are rotting in their beds picking the skin off their lips and not drinking enough water
69
this is the worst petting zoo i've ever been to
74
if i ever get arrested i better end up on mugshawtys with people quote tweeting my picture saying "i can fix her"
:/