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personally i think people should be using the word "lovely" more
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god knew that if he had given me a stomach that didn't hurt every day i would be too strong
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i get drunk at a bar and suddenly every girl at the function is my girlfriend
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drake just needs a one dance ... dua lipa just needs one kiss ... justin bieber just needs one love ... i just need one million dollars ...
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can somebody please hurry up and solve trust issues thanks
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there is just something so je ne sais quoi about giving up and going to sleep
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just because i'm posting doesn't mean i want to be perceived ... i just be saying shit fr
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will it be offing myself or getting myself off for today
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i think a large plate of lasagna would solve a lot of my problems rn
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my toxic trait is i will pay more money for something if it is cuter
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i think i'm addicted to silly little drinks like i need a silly little drink every day or i'll die
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i don't tweet for attention and fame ... i tweet for the mentally ill girls and gays to quote tweet me saying "she's so real"
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so what if i hold my drink with both hands
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i get high and start feeling like my pussy has superpowers
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3 year not talking stage but twitter mutualism with a weird and consistent sexual tension
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they say money can't buy you happiness but like are you sure? have you tested this theory? maybe you should let me try i would gladly take one for the team
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i'm not arguing with a bitch who is a self proclaimed waifu girl you are a white woman
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