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why do you as a man want to watch a ball drop 🤨
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'LIKE EVERYONE ELSE' out 3/10 hehe ffm.to/likeeveryoneel…
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when he says "i love you so much" but he doesn't specify that it's me and only me he loves and that i'm the girl of his dreams the only angel princess darling in the world and that nobody could ever compare to me
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sorry that wasn't very girlboss bad bitch trophy wife gf of me
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yall better be eating your gfs out bc i got a big appetite
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mom pick me up they're meowing in the discord vc
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i just realized that my fear of rejection, abandonment issues, and habit of over-explaining myself and depending on external validation for happiness all stem from my lack of true self-worth ... omg ... the mentally ill need for everyone to like me bc i can't handle otherwise
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*at a frequency only girls can hear* hiii
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government mandated order for every boy to grow out their hair
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so what if i still need to use maps to get somewhere 10 minutes away that i've been to many times before
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never fucking a neurodivergent person again this mf gave me a /srs
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i think i would fuck some of you for the bit . not saying who tho
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when your tummy hurts so bad you double over the toilet and start bargaining with god
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people who make mental illness a competition are so weird like get well soon what else do you want me to say
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i need a swear jar but for the word slay
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every time he ignores you add an i to your hi in someone else's dms
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i cannot be chill because the inside of my head will jump from "what should i watch while i eat" to "what if i killed myself" to "i want to go skiing" all while the mario kart coconut mall soundtrack is playing in my head
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you know that period of time after taking plan b where it's like schrödinger's uterus
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giving the beat a handjob so it goes harder
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i can't stop saying yippee
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you got piercings i got iron deficiency come here let me bite you