851
today i was honked at 5 times in the span of 30 seconds bc i was trying to merge and couldn’t fully get in the lane bc there was traffic LIKE OK WHAT DO U EXPECT FROM ME LIKE AM I SUPPOSED TO CRASH INTO THE CAR IN FRONT OF ME ? WHY ARE U HONKING AS IF THERE IS ANYTHING I CAN DO
852
me leaving the lot after i bought my tesla to go back to my room and show noob 😎🤠
853
guys don't worry I don't actually wanna die I just kind of want to die but only bc Im a relatable child between the age of 13-18
854
k i’ve come to the conclusion that i peaked when i was 3 months old because it’s been 17 years since then and it doesn’t seem like things r gonna go uphill from here 😝😔
856
I JUST FOUND THIS PICTURE FROM THE DAY I WAS ARRESTED FOR STEALING WHEN I WAS 13 AND I CANT GET OVER THE SHIRT I WAS WEARING LIKE IM LITERALLY WEARING THAT SHIRT IN MY MUGSHOT
857
i miss yee yee land, new york is too cold 😔
858
when people tell me i look like a man in my comments
859
using a glue stick to glue my lash on brb
860
i finally confronted james charles...😔😌
youtu.be/yafhwRT1drE
861
major accomplishments of the week:
- broke my phone
- lost my credit card
😋
863
I HAVE NEW MERCH 🤠🤠 (very limited stock !!)
shopantoniogarza.com
865
GUYS REETWEED MY PINNED TWEET AND IM GONNA FOLLOW SOME OF YALL WHORES BACK 😌😌✨💅
866
might frig around and delete my most recent instagram photo
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867
animal crossing IS TAKING OVER MY LIFE like i just looked at some flowers in my backyard and was like omg i should put them in my pocket and plant them somewhere else LIKE WHAT 😳😳😔
868
april fools turns out i’ve been a ghost this WHOLE TIME!!! i don’t acctually exist so bye guys i’m going back to hell now where i belong 😜👍😘
869
the lady at the dmv just told me my nails were too long.... yeah bitch and so was the line to get up here just give me my license u whore 😐🖕💅
870
cant wait for every hoe to be wearing party city bob wigs and pink cowboy hats on halloween this year omg yay 😜🙈
871
i’m too sister scared to take a sister shower because a sister cockroach is going to sister probably be in my fucking bathroom and fucking eat me or something
872
the comments on my video before it was on the youtube trending page:
“good video 🤠👍”
the comments on my video after it was on the youtube trending page:
873
I JUST THOUGHT ABOUT NOSES FOR TOO LONG AND NOW I AM FREAKING OUT LIKE WHAT IS THE POINT OF THEN THEY ARE THESE BIG THINGYS IN THE CENTER OF UR FACE WITH TWO HOLES???? LIKE AND WHY DO THEY STICK OUT SO MUCH???? IM SPIRALING
😔🤠😘