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instagram likes to die and shut down every few weeks to remind us that we r trash and we need to get a life 😋😋
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summoning circle, hope this works
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due to personal reasons i’ve decided to stop being fat
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i will never be as successful as that egg on instagram 😔
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when i was 8 i could memorize all the lyrics to 14 lady gaga songs in under an hour but now i cant even remmember how to spell the word refridgerator why is my brain decomposing wtf
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might fuck around and cry
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why is everyone’s favorite hobby leaving me on read
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raise ur hand if you have ugly dumb annoying whore syndrome 😂😂😳
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yee (𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩) yee
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call me a circus because it seems like all i do is attract clowns 🤡🤡😔
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ITS SO HARD WAKING UP EVERY SINGLE DAY AND STILL BEING LITERALLY SO UGLY LIKE ITS SO FRUSTRATING WHY CANT I JUST LOOK PRETTY SHHSJSJDJSN
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do u ever look at yourself in the mirror in the morning and you’re just like.............. not this again 🤢🤢
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IT DOESNT FEEL LIKE CHRISTMAS WHAT THE FUK
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having a crush is so fun because you start to go absolutely insane but it’s kinda fun 😋😋😳
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yeah sex is great but have you ever had sex 😂
no 😔
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dm me if you look like this:
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no one:
me:
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boyfriend application:
⬜️ 4 inches tall
⬜️ yellow skin tone
⬜️ square body type
⬜️ live in pineapple under the sea
dm me if u fit the criteria
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why do all the freshman at my high school think screaming in the hallway is a personality trait
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WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR PEOPLE TO NOT BE RACIST AND IGNORANT???? LIKE IT BLOWS MY MIND THAT THIS IS EVEN AN ISSUE??? WHAT THE FUVK?? i’m gonna throw hands at these racist nasty hoes 😔😔
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guys i finally got a boyfriend 😍✊
april foolz😔
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why does it feel like christmas didn’t even happen IM SCARED 😳😳😔
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i may be sad and annoying but at least i brush my teeth