751
i feel pregnant therefore i am pregnant and you can’t tell me i’m wrong
752
me:
boys who went to my old school:
omg 😂💯 u should follow me back on insta 😳👌 haha 🤣🏀 that would be so funny 😜🔥 like omg crazy 😂 u down ? 😳⁉️
753
me: time to go home from hawaii and edit a video 🤠👍
the bottle of water in my carry-on: time to destroy your computer and ur ipad and ur camera 😂✋
😔the end😔
754
if i ever think a guy is cute i look at a picture of their dad to remind myself one day they will also look old and musty and i shouldn’t waste my time 😋👍
756
i’ve come to the conclusion that i’m a bitch but not even a bad bitch like i’m just mean to people anyways lol k bye 😂👍
757
so many locals have been mad that i unfollowed them on instagram lately like sorry i didn’t wanna see 10 pics a week of u and ur bff at the lake on a boat lol 😳😘👍😪
758
literally all i want is for my skin to be clear like literally I HAVE HAD BAD ACNE FOR LIKE 4 YEARS IS CLEAR SKIN TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR ?!? what the fudge 😔
759
if one of my tweets doesn’t contain at least 1 ironically used emoji just know that i am probably going through a crisis and i am also probably going to have a breakdown and bleach my hair for the 18th time
760
𝓲 𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝓭𝓮 𝓪 𝓱𝓾𝓰𝓮 𝓶𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓲 𝓬𝓪𝓷’𝓽 𝓽𝓮𝓵𝓵 𝔂’𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓲 𝓭𝓲𝓭 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓲 𝓪𝓶 𝓸𝓯𝓯𝓲𝓬𝓲𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪 𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓲𝓼
761
having thick eyebrows taught me that sometimes being ugly is completely your own fault and a glow up is VERY ATTAINABLE 😋😋 the end.
762
hot girl summer turned into crackhead summer real quick 😳✋
763
items that i can’t live without:
-phone 😍
-noob 😌
-1 box of white cheddar cheeze it’s but NOT the regular ones because they suck booty 😡😤👎💯
k that’s all 😍👍
764
whoever invented color changing LED light strips essentially invented chill vibes and that’s just the facts 😌💅
765
rihanna music: on
pants: off
shower: also on
😌✋ 𝓁𝑜𝓁 𝓊 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝒷𝒶𝒷𝓁𝓎 𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓊𝑔𝒽𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓌𝒶𝓈 𝒶 𝒿𝑜𝓀𝑒 𝒶𝒷𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝓈𝑒𝓍 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝒾𝓉’𝓈 𝒶𝒷𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝒽𝑜𝓌 𝒾 𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓃 𝓉𝑜 𝓇𝒾𝒽𝒶𝓃𝓃𝒶 𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓃 𝒾 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓌𝑒𝓇 𝑜𝓂𝑔 𝓊 𝓌𝑒’𝓇𝑒 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓅𝓇𝒶𝓃𝓀𝑒𝒹
766
broccoli:
- hard to cook 😔
- hard to eat 🤮
- gross 🤢
goldfish:
- fun to eat 😎
- fun to look at 😘
- the snack that smiles back 😌
the end 👍
767
my tweets are getting worse and worse and i don’t know how to stop it someone call the cops
768
me:
literally everyone: OMG 😔 this summer has felt so weird 😫 ugh the vibes are off 😭 like idk why but i have felt so out of it this summer 😣 everyone is changing and my vibes are off 😓
769
do u ever have memories of when u were a kid and ur just like omg throwback to when i was like acctually happy lol LIKE IS THAT JUST ME OR
770
me when i’m editing during the day: 😡🖕
me when im editing at 4 AM after drinking 4 redbulls: 😌✋
772
idk what a vsco girl even is tbh pls don’t attack me
773
moms who drink boxed wine are superior 😌✋🍷
774
anytime i text people i get MAJOR anxiety for like NO RESON i’ll be texting my nail lady asking for an appointment and I WILL BE ANXIOUS AND THINK THAT SHE WILL HATE ME OR SOMETHING IF I TEXT HER AND ASK FOR AN APPOINTMENT like it’s literally her job lol y am i so anxious 😔✋🤠
775
just got diagnosed with sensitive bitch syndrome
😔🤠😘