651
i was about to post an instagram photo and this is what i get??? i’m suing 😔✋
652
when i was 8 i could memorize all the lyrics to 14 lady gaga songs in under an hour but now i cant even remmember how to spell the word refridgerator why is my brain decomposing wtf
653
i got arrested and forgot how to act 😳👊
654
who wants to give me their love and support in return for absolutely nothing ?? hmu 😋😜
655
my magic talent is that i get left on read everytime i text anyone it’s so funny like omg i’m so powerful 🤣🤣🤣😡🔪
656
might frig around and delete my most recent instagram photo
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who wants to go to macy’s with me to try on prom dresses and then leave and buy absolutely nothing 😜✋
658
i whine 24/7 about how i want a boyfriend and then a boy talks to me and i shut down and start malfunctioning someone pls sue me 😔✨🔪
659
omg i just realized i’m verified i can literally tweet justin bieber to eat my booty and there is literally a chance he might see it wow i am so powerful 😳👊
662
i am a complete MESS
M- help lol
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OMG i just thought of the BEST VIDEO IDEA EVER ANDMANOAMSM IM SO EXCITED k new video before thursday!!!!!!!! 😳😋😘💗💖✨🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠
664
guys my hips keep lying to me what do i do
665
no one:
instagram spam bios: don’t ✋ try 😡 to 😤 request 😫 i 😳 won’t 🥴 even 🧐 accept 😒
667
ok if you drink monster energy drinks you are a crackhead and you only have 2 years left to live before you go into cardiac arrest i’m sorry i didn’t made the rules i just enforced them 😘🖐✨
668
no one:
me: and i oop-
i hope you enjoyed this funny and original tweet 😀 give it a like and a reetweet for more comedic, and definantly not overused, family friendly content 😂
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who needs a boyfriend when you have a wii
670
k for once in my life i feel...
(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ happy ♥
time to feel good for 3 more minutes until i have my next existential crisis
671
best friend application:
✅ breathes air
✅ bald head
✅ 5”11
✅ ur name is caillou
672
why is acne even a thing like literally wtf is the purpose of it ??? answer me @god ??? like wtf 😡😔
673
things i have in common with my dining room table:
1. we both have legs
the end.
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im gonna be honest there is a video of me somewhere on youtube where i’m 7 years old and rapping super bass on an ipod touch and i am scared that one day someone will find it 😳😔✋
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my backyard when its muddy and my dog goes outside:
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