476
i just drove a car for the first time and i SNAPPED but my mom STAY acting like she was gonna die like sis i am god 😌💅✨
477
to do list:
1. go crazy
2. go stupid
478
alright ladies tonight is my LAST night eating taco bell! tomorrow i start my unhealthily restrictive and mentally exhausting diet for coachella 😘😌✌️
479
french tip acrylic nails are only acceptable if you’re a mom above the age of 45 there r no exceptions
482
i just posted a tik tok someone take me to freaking jail 😔
483
484
ᴵ ᴶᵁˢᵀ ˢᴾᴱᴺᵀ ˢᴼ ᴹᵁᶜᴴ ᴹᴼᴺᴱᵞ ᴼᴺ ᶜᴸᴼᵀᴴᴱˢ ᴹᵞ ᴹᴼᴹ ᴵˢ ᴳᴼᴵᴺᴳ ᵀᴼ ᴱᴺᴰ ᴹᴱ
485
𝓈𝓅𝒶𝓇𝓀𝓈 𝒻𝓁𝓎
ιт’ѕ ℓιкє єℓє¢тяι¢ιту
𝔦 𝔪𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱 𝔡𝔦𝔢
😔
487
me:
cow milk: time to be disgusting 😀🥛👍🏻
488
time to eat a = fry
please don’t = die
im about to = cry
sparks = fly
😌
490
today i woke up at a time earlier than 12 i am so powerful and my mind is growing 😳 ᵞ’ᴬᴸᴸ ᴮᴱᵀᵀᴱᴿ ᵂᴬᵀᶜᴴ ᴼᵁᵀ
492
omg why are the ~vibes~ so off today the world better be ending or i’m suing
493
if you never made these as a child don’t talk to me
494
when i take pictures of myself:
• •
U
when people take pictures of me:
• .
—
495
me when i get called a hoe: 😡
me calling myself a hoe 5 minutes later: 😌
496
okay my motivation is back and she is here to stay it is over for y’all 😎💅
497
tell me why i thought this was me for a second 😳😍
498
leaving my bed once every 4 hours is such a power move
499
me: time to go on a diet😎
the cheese-itz in my pantry: 😜
me: 😦👅😈
😔🤠😘