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my twitter is lacking followers so i think i’m gonna call the police
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in a lot of texas it’s raining so all the yee yees are currently crying because they can’t sit outside and eat their hotdogs while watching fireworks
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i can be your devil or i can be your angle 😎😫
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when i grow up i want to be jesus christ 😃
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anyone: are u okay?
me:
no no no no no no no no
no no no no
no no no no no no no
no no no
no no no no no no no
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omg when drake *inhales oxygen* i felt that 😍
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the simulation be like:
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it’s 1AM and i just fell down a hole of scary videos on youtube and now i am convinced my house is haunted and someone is going to kill me so that’s always fun anyways thank you for coming to my ted talk
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alexa just played despacito without me asking 😳 she knew 😌
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ladies it’s time to STOP getting acrylic nails and START getting acrylic TOEnails!! are you with me?
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i am a whore for la croix and nothing can change that
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my mom found the live i did with james where i said bad words and she yelled at me😂 a lot 😂
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okay hello everyone i have a public service announcement. this is VERY IMPORTANT. OKAY I DO NOT USE EMOJIS SERIOUSLY AND I NEVER HAVE AND NEVER WILL. u may be wondering why i am emphasizing this and it’s because i realized that if my emoji use is taken srsly i look like a FOOL 😔
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what cures depression? asking for a friend 🤪
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1 year ago today was the first and last time that i did “drag” makeup
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keke 😂
like and retweet for more good and fresh and original content thank you and goodnight
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look i did something creative are u proud of me also yes i smoothed my forehead i wasn’t wearing foundation
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i’m so bad at making decisions for myself i need advice so bad
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i accidentally got lost in the ‘videos you might like’ section on instagram and i literally watched instagram videos for an hour and now i kinda want to die idk lol😃👍
😔🤠😘