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i wanna be in a netflix original, twitter do ya thang 😜😌
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when i was younger i had an insane fear of flushing the toilet so i think that’s why i have issues now
328
why do all the freshman at my high school think screaming in the hallway is a personality trait
329
i just bought a hydro flask now all i need to do is tell everyone i have a hydro flask and bring it up in every single conversation 😎
330
sometimes i wear my airpods without playing music in them just so people know i’m superior to them
332
why does it feel like christmas didn’t even happen IM SCARED 😳😳😔
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me: ....
locals on snapchat: ugh i need a boyfriend for the holidays 😕😩 swipe up for tbh or rdh 😜😍 boys only 🤭 no one talk to me tommorow at school im having a bad day 😒 someone type me a paragraph to wake up to 🤤😖 swipe up to talk more 😋 11:11 @ you know who 😘😛🤩
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just had a temper tantrum in the backseat of my moms honda accord 😜
- twitter for nintendo DS
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good morning everyone 😌 i think i caught the black plague last night 😜 i’m dying 😍😳 swag 😎💯💯 no fr i’m so sick wtf i’m calling the cops 😔
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What the signs need in 2019:
Aries: swag
Taurus: swag
Gemini: swag
Cancer: swag
Leo: swag
Virgo: swag
Libra: swag
Scorpio: swag
Sagittarius: swag
Capricorn: swag
Aquarius: swag
Pisces: swag
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some of y’all didn’t have a DS as a child and it really shows...
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my drugs of choice
1. coffee
2. benadryl
3. life 😌
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christmas was one week ago today but it hasn’t felt like christmas since 2014
344
i miss being 10 and having my biggest concern be trying to avoid getting the cheese touch during recess
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in 2019 the only social media we will be using is pinterest 😌✌️
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if you play as bowser or donkey kong in mario kart i hate you
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so excited to go to coachella and die 😋
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people start drinking almond milk and forget how to act
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how to get skinny for coachella:
-eat only hot pickles
😔🤠😘