1251
when i grow up i want to be jesus christ 😃
1252
i can be your devil or i can be your angle 😎😫
1253
in a lot of texas it’s raining so all the yee yees are currently crying because they can’t sit outside and eat their hotdogs while watching fireworks
1255
my twitter is lacking followers so i think i’m gonna call the police
1256
🚨ALERT🚨 🚨ALERT🚨
🚨ALERT🚨 🚨ALERT🚨
✋🚨AS THE FOLLOWING DAYS APPROACH MAKE SURE TO REMEMBER THAT🚨✋
i’m that bitch 😌
1257
me every month
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me in july
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😜
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❤️ 💥
1258
haha UR MOM
is an amazing and thoughtful person who deserves love and support for raising you and caring for you and giving you all of her love so make sure you tell her you love her today
1260
wow i love all the crackheads downtown who yell at me when i walk by they are all my baes 😘😘😌😋
1262
like i am in shock at how good shane’s video was like he is such a genius
1263
black eyelash glue is a blessing and a curse. one mistake and you’re done for but if you make it work, you’re lashes b lookin flawless
1264
one of my hobbies as a child was going on omegle and taking to random people. that’s why i’m so fuked these days 😔🤟
1266
the one day i go outside with my legs unshaven i have to spend time with a cute boy. i might try to use a kitchen knife to shave i’ll update u
1267
kids who didn’t have phones in 7th grade are actually going to college
1269
i play the game where i put the word “sister” in front of words that start with S in my head all day. it’s been going on for days and i can’t stop. i think i need help it’s literally never ending
1271
me with makeup and me without makeup are two different people. we are both fun though. i love us 😌
1272
sometimes i look at myself and i’m like damn ok i did that i’m really that bitch and sometimes i look at myself and i genuinely want to cry and I completely break down and i get in a void of self hate because of how ugly i am. im not ok 🤠👍
1273
back in 7th grade i thought it was a good look to have my cut crease, liner, and eyebrow meet at one point
1274
I literally have so much to do before tommorow but what am i doing?
playing fortnite 😍😌😔😋 retweet and like for more funny, quirky, and relatable content
1275
i’m too sister scared to take a sister shower because a sister cockroach is going to sister probably be in my fucking bathroom and fucking eat me or something
😔🤠😘