1051
therapy: expensive
spending all of my money on items I compulsively buy to make me feel better: also expensive
1052
i cant drown my demons, my demons are fish 😔
1053
i just went on tik tok and i don’t think i’ll ever be the same again 😔
1054
i just realized how thick my eyebrows used to be wtf why did no one stop me
1055
ok how am i in a shane dawson video lol i think the simulation is pranking me but i ain’t mad about it 🤠🤠🤠#swag
1056
using a glue stick to glue my lash on brb
1057
me:
lady at the nail salon: time to use a cheese grater on your foot and put you in pain 😂😂
1060
i used to have the ability to read a whole diary of a wimpy kid book in one day so top that bitch 😌😌
1061
why do i think saying the word swag unironically is a personality trait
1063
today is gonna slay so hard hunty i’m gonna SNAP and that’s the tea but don’t every forget boo boo that that’s that on that SIS!💅💅💅✨✨✨✨✨
1064
i just got my life together i think it’s over for y’all 😌💅✨
1065
traits of people who have their life together:
- can do laundry
- no excessive crying
- knows how to spell
- owns fidget spinner
1066
remember when we were obsessed with fidget spinners and we weren’t all depressed
1067
i’m going to LA sometime soon and I am so scared what if i go to eat at urth caffe once and then immediately start morphing into a local i am scared and concerned
1072
rain be like: 💦
and my fake tan be like: 😔
1073
watch this vid or i will sue u 🤠😡
youtu.be/s0uvpRpFlOU
1075
anyone: h-
me: do u hate me :/ be honest 😔
😔🤠😘