951
sometimes i wear my airpods without playing music in them just so people know i’m superior to them
952
i just bought a hydro flask now all i need to do is tell everyone i have a hydro flask and bring it up in every single conversation 😎
953
why do all the freshman at my high school think screaming in the hallway is a personality trait
954
when i was younger i had an insane fear of flushing the toilet so i think that’s why i have issues now
956
my only talent is being able to cry for no reason at any time
957
teacher:
me: fatty
958
thank you guys for making my birthday amazing yesterday I LOVE YALL SM
959
people who didn’t wish me happy birthday yesterday:
-ur mom
-obama
-noob
😔
960
things i’ve done so far today on my birthday:
-edit this video
youtu.be/4QR58H_nuV4
plz watch it 🤠
962
everyone tommorow is my birthday give me all your money or i won’t like u anymore. thank u. 😌
963
no one:
girl in my class that watches anime:
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ (◕‿◕✿) ᵁᵂᵁ
964
my school was vandalized so i have school off today 😋😋👍 that’s swag if u ask me 😍
965
my only hobby is looking disgustingly ugly at school so that everyone knows i am truly a humble legend 😌
966
alright y’all let’s remmember that my birthday is the day before the dolan twins b-day so let’s make sure that i get all the love and attention i need on my birthday before everyone forgets who i am the next day 😘😘❤️✌️🤠😳
967
i’m gonna be honest and admit that the real reason there is a 21 at the end of my username is because of the ‘9+10=21’ vine .................. i’m sorry 😔
968
me:
kids at my school who wear checkerd vans and who’s favorite color is yellow: 𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔟𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔡𝔦𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔯𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔦𝔰 𝔰𝔬 𝔥𝔞𝔯𝔡 🙄 ᴵ ᶜᴬᴺ ᴼᴺᴸᵞ ᴸᴵˢᵀᴱᴺ ᵀᴼ ᴮᴿᴼᶜᴷᴴᴬᴹᴾᵀᴼᴺ 𝒽𝒶𝒽𝒶 𝓁𝑜𝒸𝒶𝓁𝓈 𝒷𝒶𝒸𝓀 𝑜𝒻𝒻
969
me: hi🤠
everyone: 🤮🤢🤢😂
970
eating a lunchable tonight 😔 𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖕 𝖒𝖊 𝖑𝖔𝖑
971
i love y’all :,)
972
list of things i’m really good at:
1) complaining a lot
2) never talking about my feelings
3) all games on coolmathgames.com
973
imagine being ugly 🤮🤮🤢🤢 can’t relate 😂😂💯💯
oh wait yeah i can 😔😢
974
🤠 get ur tinglez ready 🤠
youtu.be/ErviFB16dHg
975
WHY DID I JUST RANDOMLY START CRYING ABOUT SPONGEBOB guys i am not emotionally stable 😔✌️