802
french tip acrylic nails are only acceptable if you’re a mom above the age of 45 there r no exceptions
803
alright ladies tonight is my LAST night eating taco bell! tomorrow i start my unhealthily restrictive and mentally exhausting diet for coachella 😘😌✌️
804
to do list:
1. go crazy
2. go stupid
805
i just drove a car for the first time and i SNAPPED but my mom STAY acting like she was gonna die like sis i am god 😌💅✨
806
daylight saving time = more sunlight = less depression = swag 😎✌️
807
words i always misspell:
-Tommorow
-sentance
-immidietly
😌👍
808
reasons why my mom should let me buy a tesla:
-i don’t have to learn how to drive it will drive for me
-the lights on the inside change colors
-fast
k i’ll give you guys updates
809
this tweet is for my dog so if your not him keep scrolling:
why did you leave my room yesterday after i stopped petting you. 🖕🏼 we r OVER
810
summoning circle, hope this works
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811
GUYS i’m gonna get my permit this month and then IM GONNA GET A CAR omg i’m so excited to get in a car crash and film it 😍
813
i only cry like once every month but when i do it’s A WHOLE PRODUCTION and it lasts for a minimum of one straight hour nonstop
814
just had a mental breakdown my life is CRUMBLING anyways how are y’all doing 😋
815
stop grandpa i told u not to tweet things like this twitter.com/DrPhil/status/…
816
do you ever just walk to flex on babies
817
what can money buy you?
⚪️ happiness
⚪️ success
🔘 horses 😎
818
ok but is wearing barrettes in your hair a personality trait i need answers
819
once it’s summer it’s over for y’all !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i will be thriving 😎🤚
820
no one:
locals who still send streaks:
streaks // don’t talk to me at school tommorow 😒 only some know what’s going on 🙄
821
ok i’m starting a youtube channel membership 😎 u pay me $50 a month and i give you one (1) selfie a month in exchange 😘😘 ur welcome
822
i am a dance moms WHORE who is with me
823
new york:
-smelly 🤢
-cold 🥶
-depressing 😔
texas:
-warm 😌
-swaggy 😎
-yee yee vibes 🤠
824
i just saw my first brodway show !! it’s time to tell everyone i know how amazing it was and shove it in their face and never stop singing the soundtrack for the next year of my life 😌👍
825
ok i’m desperate i think i should start using tik tok as a dating site
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