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the results are in and i’m still a dumb hoe
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boyfriend:
-leaves you on read 😔
-smelly 😷
taco bell:
- bae 😍
-no emotional support involved😌👍
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room = cleaned
depression = cured 😎👍✨
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me:
my mom after threatening to send me back to public school because i am behind on all of my online classes:
😃
✌️👚🔪
👖
👢👢
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no one:
british people: hi luv x 😌
this is my best tweet 😎✋🇬🇧
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no one:
literally every single person in 2017:
𝑜𝓂𝑔 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓊 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓇𝒹 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝒶𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓁𝒶 𝑒𝒻𝒻𝑒𝒸𝓉 𝒾𝓉’𝓈 𝓈𝑜 𝒸𝓇𝒶𝓏𝓎 𝓁𝑒𝓉 𝓂𝑒 𝓉𝑒𝓁𝓁 𝓊 𝒶𝒷𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝒾𝓉
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thinking of dying my hair black 😳😳😌
here is a graph of my mental health:
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tragic 😔
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me: posting youtube videos genuinely makes me so happy and it literally cures my depression
y’all: ok cool you should post more
me:
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olaf is the most annoying bih that has ever existed and u cant tell me i’m wrong i wanna put that hoe in a microwave
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stole 2 trump signs from the front of people’s yards today... they won’t b needing those anymore 😎😌
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kids who played webkinz as a child are thriving now
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i did not take a single pic or video of the fireworks tonight nor did i post any on my instagram story therefore i am literally the bravest american alive on this planet 😌🤟🇺🇸
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I CANT BELIEVE THANKSGIVING BREAK IS ALREADY OVER IM LITERALLY GOING TO HAVE A ᴹᴱᴺᵀᴬᴸ ᴮᴿᴱᴬᴷᴰᴼᵂᴺ
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spongebob be like:
🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽
🧽👁🧽👁🧽
/🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽\
/ 🧽🧽👄🧽🧽 \
🧽🧽🧽🧽🧽
/ \
👞 👞
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should i remind you all... 😌 twitter.com/antoniiogarza2…
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i just cried in an uber for an hour on the way to the airport and then the guy at baggage check called me “dangerously gorgeous” and then i got a full body pat down 😋
𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕝𝕚𝕗𝕖 ♡ †
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yeah sex is cool but have you ever been rly nice to someone and seen their face light up 😌✨
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a rude old person in public asked me how i was able to afford my car and i told him that i’m a stripper LIKE IM NOT KIDDING WHWQKWKWK
yes i’m a baddie 😎
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the old me:
-boring
-bad fake tan
-gross 🤢
the new me:
-thriving
-tik tok legend
-eyeliner god 😌
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what if we kissed at the claire’s ear piercing station 😳
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I HATE WHEN UR CRYING RLY HARD AND U CANT OPEN UR PHONE BC FACE ID IS LIKE WHO TF IS THAT HOE AHAHAHBKSK
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every time i think about wanting a boyfriend i remind myself how all men are stupid and gross and mean and trash and ugly 😜
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imagine being ugly 🤮🤮🤢🤢 can’t relate 😂😂💯💯
oh wait yeah i can 😔😢
😔🤠😘