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hello everyone,
it’s come to my attention that my recent tweet regarding surgery on a grape has led many of you guys to believe i am in fact a local. I am not.
Thanks !
-Antonio Garza
877
i would sell my soul for some seratonin rn 😜
878
omg look at this pic that my friend took of me the other day 😂😂 i look so hot lol 😳🤭 who would date me ??🙈😘
880
my brand is almost crashing into other peoples cars and then getting mad at them and honking and then getting embarrassed and speeding away 😋
881
traits of people who have their life together:
- can do laundry
- no excessive crying
- knows how to spell
- owns fidget spinner
882
things i have in common with my dining room table:
1. we both have legs
the end.
883
what if i told y’all i’ve been in a relationship the past few months and have been keeping it a secret.... 😁🤠
884
happy birthday to the baddest bitches and the fattest whores i know, noob and david <3 they turn two today and all i can say is that they’re annoying af and they never shut up and always stare at me while i sleep wtf 🤢 but i love them and they’re iconic and skinny 🤠
885
if this tweet gets 4 likes and i will go to coachella weekend 2 😌👍
886
just had a mental breakdown my life is CRUMBLING anyways how are y’all doing 😋
887
can i be the 5th member pls 😋#blackpink
889
i cant drown my demons, my demons are fish 😔
892
i unintentionally ordered 6 pizzas all to the wrong address omg i love LA 😍😍😍
893
omg guys what video should i film pls help 🥺😎🤟😳👍🤠😘
894
boys at my school think having one of their earbud wires in their mouth is a personality trait
895
k for once in my life i feel...
(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ happy ♥
time to feel good for 3 more minutes until i have my next existential crisis
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YALL I AM POSTING A NEW VIDEO TOMMOROW AND I COULD SCREAM I AM SO HAPPY YAYAYWOENAJMWKW
pls congratulate me this is a big deal 4 me i am finally out of my depression 😋🔪
897
the old dark mode: 🤢
new dark mode: 😎
898
y’all britney was DRAGGING THOSE HOES IN THE COURT HOUSE THANK GOD #FREEBRITNEY
899
feeling emo today 😔 I need a “how to cure depression ✨” instagram thread right about now
900
tik tok dancers are the 2019 version of the 2016 musical.ly lipsyncers AND U CANT TELL ME IM WRONG 😳😳
😔🤠😘