576
a guy can literally look like shrek after he got hit with a car but if he shows me 1 ounce of affection he will transform into timothee chalamet in my eyes like WHY AM I LIKE THIS 😔😔
577
why is acne even a thing like literally wtf is the purpose of it ??? answer me @god ??? like wtf 😡😔
581
who would u rather date 😜🤩🤪😂
LIKE for DR PHIL 😍💦
COMMENT for NOOB 😌🤚
REETWEET for ME 🤠😂💯
scroll for timothee chameleon 😒😒🤢
582
might frig around and delete my most recent instagram photo
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i love wearing masks in public because i get to hide how ugly i look because there is a pandemic like period okay swag 😎👍
585
guys i was 1 click away from postmating taco bell to my house and i decided to not do it i am so brave and i am so strong honestly i am the self care queen 😌✨
586
guys i want a tattoo and i want it now should i get noob or the cowboy emoji lmk 😎✨
587
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
sorry i’m having a internal crisis and thought i would let it all out 😔
588
I LITERALLY LOOK DIFFERENT EVERY TIME I DO MY MAKEUP EVEN THO I DO THE SAME TECHNIQUES IS THIS A SCAM!!!?
590
my tax report of 2019:
spendings-
• $200,000 towards taco bell postmates orders
• 40$ towards clothes for noob
• 2$ towards ice cream (not pre-licked)
that’s all i’ve bought so far stay tuned for updates on my financial decisions 🤠👍
591
my only life goal in second grade was to have one of those feathers installed in my hair LIKE THAT WAS IT
592
I USED A DOJA CAT SONG IN MY VIDEO AND IT GOT BANNED FROM EVERY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD SO NOW I HAVE TO REPLACE THAT WHOLE SECTION WITH SHITTY NON-COPYRIGHT MUSIC I AM GOING TO RIP ALL OF MY HAIR OUT AND SCREAM 😋😋😋😋😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the vid will be back up soon 😔✌️
593
one time my mom grounded me and took my 3DS and she literally LOST IT and i had a full fledged mental breakdown for 4 straight days 😋👍
594
having thick eyebrows taught me that sometimes being ugly is completely your own fault and a glow up is VERY ATTAINABLE 😋😋 the end.
595
i’m gonna be honest and admit that the real reason there is a 21 at the end of my username is because of the ‘9+10=21’ vine .................. i’m sorry 😔
596
guys i lost my phone what the freak should i do
-twitter for leap frog
598
i’m so excited to stay in my dark and depressing house for the next month and eat exclusively canned beans and play with all 12 packs of toilet paper i now have 😃😝
599
every day i think about cutting my own bangs and then i remember that i don’t have daddy issues so i decide against it 😃
600
idk what a vsco girl even is tbh pls don’t attack me
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